by charliebrownout » Fri 19 Sep 2008, 17:23:55
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Dreamtwister', 'M')y admittedly unschooled understanding of the process works something like this:
Let's say you know a guy, Larry, who wants to buy 100 shares of "Acme Widgets". He's willing to buy them off of you for $10 each. Unfortunately, you don't actually own any shares in Acme Widgets, so you go to "Monster Investments Inc" and borrow 100 shares of Acme from them (for a small fee, of course), on your promise to return those shares to MII by September 30th.
So you take your borrowed shares, and sell them to Larry and pocket $1000. Now by doing this, you are speculating that the value of Acme Widgets is about to fall. You sell the shares to Larry for $10, knowing damn well that you will have to buy them back next Tuesday. If the price for Acme shares is $11 on the 30th, you've lost money. But if the price is $9, you make money.
I think the reason this is making the price of oil rise (assuming they are related at all), is that since nobody can short any more, there's all kinds of extra money floating around in the system. Naturally, investors hate stationary money, so they invest it in whatever they can. Oil, gold, t-bills, vibrators...whatever.
Wow. And that's all legal?! You're borrowing something from someone to sell it to someone else to buy it back (hoping the other guy lost money in the process) so you can return it to the person you borrowed it from.
No wonder Wall St. is a mess....