What's the worst thing you ever ate?

by **PenultimateManStanding** » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:55:22

Give me some of what Madpaddy is drinking! Once I ate a sandwich with cold cuts which I noticed after I ate half of it had little fly eggs on it.

by **Specop_007** » Sat 18 Jun 2005, 23:59:00

I cant remember her name.
Dont rightly want to either.

by **PenultimateManStanding** » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 00:11:45

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Specop_007', 'I') cant remember her name.
Dont rightly want to either.

by **ECM** » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 00:22:49

I once ate at a biker bar that so happened to be next to a dump. Oh, that wondeful smell. Anyways, the special of the day was roast beef on a roll. The roast beef was cooked in a fryer and still dripping thick oil after it was thrown on the bun. I think the oil needed changed many years prior.

by **I_Like_Plants** » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 00:58:37

OK this is gross, but the worst thing I can think of is, once when I was in high school I was cooking some french toast and had my nise stack of 3 slices on my plate, and then I noticed I'd fried this big ROACH into the top slice, like it was some kind of a treat or something!!!! EWWWWWW!!!! I took that top slice and gave it to one of our dogs, Max, the biggest dumbest German shepherd I ever knew, he thought it was delicious. And I tried not to think about how the other slices had been fried in the same pan as I ate the other two.

by **jesus_of_suburbia_old** » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 01:24:00

Edible roaches.

They were crawling so much I couldn't keep them in my mouth....

Wait a minute...edible roaches don't crawl! EDIBLE ROACHES DON'T CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL-LUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **PenultimateManStanding** » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 01:42:42

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jesus_of_suburbia', 'E')dible roaches.

They were crawling so much I couldn't keep them in my mouth....

Wait a minute...edible roaches don't crawl! EDIBLE ROACHES DON'T CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL-LUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **MicroHydro** » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 02:07:33

Easy, Peet's Coffee. I think it was made from used motor oil.

by **I_Like_Plants** » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 02:34:10

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK this might be the grossest thing someone ELSE may have tried to eat (drink)!!

I used to do my own oil changes on my motorcycle then was faced with the problem of what to do with the quart or two of old oil. Generally my modus operandi was to put it in old liter soda bottles then into the dumpster.

Once I put some an a Dr Pepper bottle and it looked just like the bottle was full of Dr Pepper.

So I put it out on the curb, and a little bit later it was gone. My pal Richie and I kept laughing about that, we imagined some fat Agustus Gloop looking kid/guy walking back from the market along that way, seeing the bottle, and exclaiming "Wow! A whole bottle of Dr Pepper!! I'm going to take it home to Mom!! No, wait, I think I'll drink it here!!" Glug!

by **k_semler** » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 02:58:26

Pickled Herring would have to be the worst thing I ever ate. The last time I ate it, I was paid $20 to do it. It was so f-ing horrible. I now would not eat any of it for less than $50. That was the worst shit I ever ate in my life.

by **I_Like_Plants** » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 04:15:25

I've eaten pickled herring from the jar, the kind that comes in the market, eh, it's ok.

I've heard Lutefisk is truly awful though!

by **Schweinshaxe** » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 08:12:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('I_Like_Plants', 'I')'ve eaten pickled herring from the jar, the kind that comes in the market, eh, it's ok.

I've heard Lutefisk is truly awful though!

by **uNkNowN ElEmEnt** » Sun 19 Jun 2005, 18:56:05

Blue cheese was the worst thing I've ever eaten. It was just disgusting.

The worst thing I've ever eaten in other peoples oppinion is scalloped potatoes, cause I can't keep them down. when I was a kid I used to love them and rated them on how easy they were to throw up.

Once I was forced to eat them by my foster mother and I warned her I couldn't keep them down, sure enough ten minutes later (cause she wouldn't let me leave the table) everyone got a first hand view. She never forced me to eat anything again. :-D

by **I_Like_Plants** » Mon 20 Jun 2005, 01:45:31

You know, I was going to add on here that blue cheese, the really good stuff with little caves in it you can see the silky moss growing in, has got to be about the worst thing people eat.

by **0mar** » Mon 20 Jun 2005, 01:53:43

Damn, someone already beat me to the joke. And on the first post too!

by **I_Like_Plants** » Mon 20 Jun 2005, 02:03:23

Well, it's actually mold, or fungus, not moss, but it looks like blue-green colored moss if you look close. Then eat.

by **jaakkeli** » Mon 20 Jun 2005, 10:51:48

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('I_Like_Plants', 'Y')ou know, I was going to add on here that blue cheese, the really good stuff with little caves in it you can see the silky moss growing in, has got to be about the worst thing people eat.

by **FatherOfTwo** » Mon 20 Jun 2005, 17:43:13

In general anything that isn't meant to be eaten (oil) or has spoiled would be worse then what I'm about to mention.
But in terms of food that is supposed to be eaten and hasn't spoiled, this has to win hands down. It's revolting - Durian

"people would rather die than to smell the STINK of a durian"

by **ubercrap** » Mon 20 Jun 2005, 18:04:55

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('FatherOfTwo', 'I')n general anything that isn't meant to be eaten (oil) or has spoiled would be worse then what I'm about to mention.
But in terms of food that is supposed to be eaten and hasn't spoiled, this has to win hands down. It's revolting - Durian

"people would rather die than to smell the STINK of a durian"

by **ubercrap** » Mon 20 Jun 2005, 18:06:51

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jesus_of_suburbia', 'E')dible roaches.

They were crawling so much I couldn't keep them in my mouth....

Wait a minute...edible roaches don't crawl! EDIBLE ROACHES DON'T CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL-LUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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