A look at our leadership.

by **killJOY** » Fri 22 Apr 2005, 07:27:25

Look at this:

This is what's running the richest, most powerful and most fuel-hungry nation during what is possibly the worst crisis in human history.

Captions please.

[Be gentle]

by **killJOY** » Fri 22 Apr 2005, 07:43:05

Actually, made-up captions can't out-do the real article from the Cyclop's own mouth:

"But this is a -- this, this, this, this price of gasoline should be a wake-up call to the United States Congress to get an energy bill passed that encourages conservation, encourages exploration for hydrocarbons in environmentally friendly ways, causes us to open up more, you know, portals for liquefied natural gas to come from around the world."

Because, ya know, LNG is a great alternative to gasoline.

by **BiGG** » Fri 22 Apr 2005, 07:59:03

Ummm … Jacques and Vladimir? You crooks are trying to tell us you ain’t dirty when it comes to Saddam’s oil-for-food thingy? Riiiiight! That shit is going to fly about as far as Koffe pretending he didn’t know anything about his own son having his fingers in the till!

What are you going to try passing off next, how former head of the KGB Vladimir has retired to just selling Girl Scout Cookies now?

by **Stoic** » Fri 22 Apr 2005, 12:38:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('killJOY', 'A')ctually, made-up captions can't out-do the real article from the Cyclop's own mouth:

"But this is a -- this, this, this, this price of gasoline should be a wake-up call to the United States Congress to get an energy bill passed that encourages conservation, encourages exploration for hydrocarbons in environmentally friendly ways, causes us to open up more, you know, portals for liquefied natural gas to come from around the world."

Because, ya know, LNG is a great alternative to gasoline.

by **heyhoser** » Fri 22 Apr 2005, 12:47:36

My caption-

"And I, we, have believe in that the Congress should pass my, the, inertia, energy bill that presented to the Congress."

by **generikan** » Fri 22 Apr 2005, 12:48:10

by **BiGG** » Fri 22 Apr 2005, 12:57:18

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George: Ummm … Jacques and Vladimir? You crooks are trying to tell us you ain’t dirty when it comes to Saddam’s oil-for-food thingy? Riiiiight! That shit is going to fly about as far as Koffe pretending he didn’t know anything about his own son having his fingers in the till!

What are you going to try passing off next, how former head of the KGB Vladimir has retired to just selling Girl Scout Cookies now?

by **k_semler** » Fri 22 Apr 2005, 20:24:30

Bush: "and my balls are this big!"
Colin: "Yeah right! I barely felt anything!"

by **SidneyTawl** » Fri 22 Apr 2005, 21:24:59

I didn't cut the fart, it was,... was,...duh ..dhuy. it was Colin, Colin did it.

by **savethehumans** » Sat 23 Apr 2005, 01:57:02

I look at his face, and there's no there there!

A look at our leadership.

A look at our leadership.

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