Opportunities for business boom!!
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')he post-doomsday pet rescue service, comprised of sworn atheists, already has 259 clients who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address.
You can trust an aetheist, according to Eternal Earth-Bound Pets.
"Being an atheist does not mean we lack morals or ethics. It just means we don't believe in God or gods. All of our representatives are normal folks who love and live for their family, are gainfully employed, and have friends of varying beliefs. Some of us are married to believers," it reads on the site's FAQ. "We fully endorse the "Rule of Reciprocity," also known as 'The Golden Rule.'"
The funds will ensure that the pets are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners are at God's side.
When Judgment Day occurs, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets co-founder Bart Centre "will notify all of our rescuers to go into action and they will drive to the homes of anyone who has signed a contract with us, pick up their pets and take them home and adopt them as their own, keeping them happy and healthy for the rest of their lives.”
"This will happen only if and when the Rapture happens. So we do not expect to have to do anything on Saturday," Centre told AFP.
Then again, if the Rapture occurs on May 21, then these adoptive pet owners really only have to look after their charges for a few months.