[Schweinshaxe]

Do you have a safe place at home?

I have a safe place at home. I have a corner in my living room which is my “safe place”. I have pillows in there and a kitten. It’s not a real kitten but a picture of a kitten. When I feel threatened I go to my safe place and hide and drink alcohol. Do you drink alcohol when you feel threatened?

My computer is on my desk. When I want to Google something or look something up at Wikipedia, I have to run quickly from my safe place to the desk, enter http://www.google.com or http://www.wikipedia.com in the address field of the browser of choice and then run back to the safe place again (after I have found what I was looking for). My safe place has been equipped wit a 1 watt Luxeon LED light so that I can see what I’m looking at in the dark.

When I have to take a shower, I don’t have to open the door to the kitchen anymore. I can run directly to the bathroom, take a shower and then dry myself in my safe place with a towel [Handtuch].

Brown paper looks like leather but it isn’t as soft as leather. What does brown paper smell like? You can make lines (2, 3 or 4 millimetres thick) on the brown paper with a pen or a pencil. I have brass balls.

And steel. Steel is made of iron and carbon. And brown paper is made of trees.

If you push the rod in, you can see the dial spin.

Thank You!

[Ferretlover]

I'm not yet sure, but methinks this belongs in "THE Do-You-Post-While-Drunk?" Thread.

[Schweinshaxe]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ferretlover', 'I')'m not yet sure, but methinks this belongs in "THE Do-You-Post-While-Drunk?" Thread.

[eastbay]

Welcome back Schwein!! Now we're going to be reading some words of brilliance. Yes! YES!!

[dinopello]

Why is it all the women go ga-ga over Schweinshaxe ?

Countdown to PMS 3-2-1...

[eastbay]

Yeah, all chicks really dig Schwein for some reason. Maybe a few here could explain why. He definitely does have a cyber charisma like no one else ... like no one can even imagine. Truly rare, yes. We're honored to have him back among us raising the academic level a notch or two.

[dinopello]

Maybe it will lure mercurygirl back. Where is she ?

[Jotapay]

So, this is like the college library or common area where the chicks like the introspective poet/philosopher whose posts reek of his ennui?

[Blacksmith]

Or Nickel.

[blukatzen]

I don't know. I don't see the allure. I guess I am too focused on *my* safe place, right now, behind a cash register running the garden centers, and teaching my staff how to not make mistakes on the registers. Instead of pictures of kittens, 20 dollar bills will suit me just fine.

Sheesh.

Blu

[Aaron]

Mustache Power!

[eastbay]

I think it could be the Leon Trotsky eyeglasses.

[vision-master]

My safe place is the home theatre room.

Take a trip and never leave the farm.

[gnm]

Good to see you back Schwein! I always enjoy your posts, they are kind of the literary equivalent of a Dali painting....



-G

[rangerone314]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', 'D')o you have a safe place at home?

I have a safe place at home. I have a corner in my living room which is my “safe place”. I have pillows in there and a kitten. It’s not a real kitten but a picture of a kitten. When I feel threatened I go to my safe place and hide and drink alcohol. Do you drink alcohol when you feel threatened?

My computer is on my desk. When I want to Google something or look something up at Wikipedia, I have to run quickly from my safe place to the desk, enter http://www.google.com or http://www.wikipedia.com in the address field of the browser of choice and then run back to the safe place again (after I have found what I was looking for). My safe place has been equipped wit a 1 watt Luxeon LED light so that I can see what I’m looking at in the dark.

When I have to take a shower, I don’t have to open the door to the kitchen anymore. I can run directly to the bathroom, take a shower and then dry myself in my safe place with a towel [Handtuch].

Brown paper looks like leather but it isn’t as soft as leather. What does brown paper smell like? You can make lines (2, 3 or 4 millimetres thick) on the brown paper with a pen or a pencil. I have brass balls.

And steel. Steel is made of iron and carbon. And brown paper is made of trees.

If you push the rod in, you can see the dial spin.

Thank You!

[davep]

My safe place is when I go home to see my family at weekends (after working all week in another country). It's not the guns or the big dog, but the feeling of relaxed contentedness. I am just a happier person being with them, and long may it continue.

[jasonraymondson]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('rangerone314', 'I')'m detecting some hostility here: some people could afford to partake a little of the wild lettuce (Lactuca virosa) to mellow out.

[rangerone314]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('rangerone314', 'I')'m detecting some hostility here: some people could afford to partake a little of the wild lettuce (Lactuca virosa) to mellow out.