by PeakingAroundtheCorner » Wed 13 Feb 2008, 22:47:54
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'I') do not own a cell phone, I do not own a mobile anything. I do not rely on the trappings that most modern sheep rely on. I own a computer, but that is for my own personal pleasure and decandance. I can do without.. How many of you can honestly claim to be free of the devices that enslave those that you laugh at? I would say very few of you.
I personally think that 99% of you still do not get it ( Oh sure I hear you hem and hawing and talking about the end of the modern era, but you are not living it), and I am forced to post BS in order to stir you up to realize that the end game is approaching. You are all wearing my patience thin. This is not a game, this is real. Until you wake up, I hope you keep enjoying your half caff extra foam grande latte's and that suv you have parked in your soccermom garage.
How many of you are in good enough shape? How many of you can do 30 pushups or even run a mile? How many of you are just a bunch of fat computer loving slobs with crumbs all over your bloated gut from the Extra Cheese Meat Lovers pizza you had tonight?
Worried about fucking black berry service... damn you all sometimes sicken the fuck out of me.
And you wonder why I would choose the military over you all.
JR! Pfft...Bwaahahahah! You're a funny motherfucker! Nailed me with a hammer! 'Cept I have frito dust on my bloated gut. Had Frito chilli Pie for supper. Slurp! But, yea, that guy from the WoW episode of South Park, you know, the one that was kicking everybody's ass? That's me. And you can bet your ass that I'm not one to give up this computer until they throw the switch over there at the Internet, or the electric generator, whichever comes first.
Fuck a cellphone. I hate the goddamn things. Blackberry service? ... pfffft...who gives a fuck! Pretentious, self-important assholes! Serves 'em right for running this fucking country into the ground.
The endgame is coming? Shiiiittt brah! Bring it the fuck on while I am still able to take on the zombie hordes and before I'm too old to enjoy a life after the apocalypse!