[PenultimateManStanding]

This just occurred to me the other day. I'd never thought about this before. I may be 53 years old, but every morning when I wake up it's hard. I find it annoying being a bachelor now. But what could be the reasons for the early morning hard ons? I came up with a theory. I know it's a common fact, so what's behind it? Here's the theory: early Man had to go out for the day in exhaustive hunts for prey. They came home too tired for any hanky panky. So Nature made sure that the breeding got done in the morning. I can think of no better explanation for this phenomenon.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('pstarr', 't')his way more than i need to know. Especially at this hour.

[Armageddon]

you have a case of morning wood. It's not a bad thing.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Armageddon', 'y')ou have a case of morning wood. It's not a bad thing.

[NEOPO]

oh fuck, it is a pee hard on old man hahahah

plus evolution is a perversion of science, a better term which will lead to a better understanding would be "progression" as we can evolve or de evolve and alot of other shit like when male and female were one, science erroneously calls this a recessive gene, we might once again enter that state if needed...

Now once you have had your morning urination is it still hard? if so stop taking the viagra silly man

Left or right, red or blue, black or white, does one have to choose? I do not think so but try convincing the stupid humans aye?

[gampy]

Morning wood is very common and normal. One reason, perhaps the best reason, is that blood pressure is always highest first thing in the morning.

Another contributing factor is that many dreams involve sex. You wake up after a night of dreaming of sex, and your blood pressure is higher than normal...bingo...your penile vasculature is constricted and under higher pressure... nice wood, indeed.

Plus you are well rested and any alcohol, or nicotine is mostly out of your system.

Morning sex is ALWAYS the best. Or morning wank, if you are a bachelor. lol.

[Armageddon]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Armageddon', 'y')ou have a case of morning wood. It's not a bad thing.

[jboogy]

Yup , my little soldier stands at full attention in the mornings. I always thought he was just really happy to start another day.

[PenultimateManStanding]

None of you are addressing the merits of my theory. It's a well known fact, however much guys may be embarrassed by it. There must be a reason for it. I really don't think it has anything to do with intoxicants. It's got to be evolutionary. And as far as intoxicants go, I've read that heroin addicts lose their morning wood.

[gampy]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'N')one of you are addressing the merits of my theory. It's a well known fact, however much guys may be embarrassed by it. There must be a reason for it. I really don't think it has anything to do with intoxicants. It's got to be evolutionary. And as far as intoxicants go, I've read that heroin addicts lose their morning wood.

[jboogy]

PMS , your cracking me up with this shit . I believe from what I've seen with my own eyes that serious addicts lose not only their morning wood , but also their desire to eat , bath , work , communicate ,in fact a SERIOUS addict will eventually lose interest in everything except scoring and doing dope . Heroin is just as bad as crack when it comes to destroying someone. Some meth addicts can maintain a semblance of normality . A lot of powdered coke users are able to maintain a recreational level of use and pretty much live a normal life , I did for a while and then just stopped doing it , no harm no foul. As far as the biological reasons for mornin' wood ? Speaking for myself I am always horny , I think the morning is just a time where I haven't cum for at least 8 hours so the build-up of seminal fluids triggers an erection which will then make me aware of the blockage and hopefully do something about it. Was that good enough for ya' PMS?

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jboogy', 'P')MS , your cracking me up with this shit .Was that good enough for ya' PMS?

[jboogy]

I was offering my serious theory , I can get a hard-on all day long with a quick fantasy . As far as old guys ? I don't think evolution has anything to do with it . I'd have to go with the higher blood pressure thing , makes sense when you look at how viagra and the whole process of achieving a chubby happens. Blood pumped into the muscle making it expand .I don't think there's anything more to it and obsessing over it will just drive you mad in the end . The wise choice for an octagenarian like yourself would probably be to stop thinking of your perpetually flaccid organ as a sex tool and instead use it as a center for concentrating your thoughts about life and the mysteries of the universe . Kinda like how the yogi's stare at their belly-button and say OHMMMMM [fade]over and over and over and over and over and over[/fade]

[dinopello]

You have started some "interesting" threads recently - corned beef, hair on face, an now...

A more interesting question for me is if there is a similar time that women are preloaded and predisposed for sex. Ladies can PM me and I will compile the answers...

Seriously PMS, when doom hits do you think you will still be getting the morning wood ? And, if so, would it truly be doom if that was the case ?

[JPL]

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A more interesting question for me is if there is a similar time that women are preloaded and predisposed for sex. Ladies can PM me and I will compile the answers...
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[Niagara]

This topic has been discussed and researched in depth before.

Here's a Link to a serious, scientific study of this phenomenon by two well known scholars.