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There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby TheDude » Wed 14 Mar 2007, 22:56:24

Well, kinda sorta.

Dudeism.

What I really have in mind is this:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'A')ccording to The Visual Encyclopedia of Science Fiction, ed. Brian Ash, Harmony Books, 1977:

"... [Hubbard] began making statements to the effect that any writer who really wished to make money should stop writing and develop [a] religion, or devise a new psychiatric method. Harlan Ellison's version (Time Out, UK, No 332) is that Hubbard is reputed to have told [John W.] Campbell, "I'm going to invent a religion that's going to make me a fortune. I'm tired of writing for a penny a word." Sam Moskowitz, a chronicler of science fiction, has reported that he himself heard Hubbard make a similar statement, but there is no first-hand evidence".


Any of the more charismatic among ye considered gathering your flock?
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby Polemic » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 03:37:07

Reminds me of:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I')t is claimed waggishly in church doctrine that Dobbs inspired L. Ron Hubbard to create his own cult when he remarked to him that the general public may be pink, "but their money is green". The Church also claims that in 1986, an official SubGenius ordainment for Hubbard was paid for and mailed to his address—only two weeks before the Scientology founder's death.


Wiki: Church of the SubGenius

More nuggets:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')he Church describes its philosophy in the following manner:

“The Church Of The SubGenius is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, Hypno-Pediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, Disto-Utopianity, Sardonicology, Fascetiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellatheistic Theology."


$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '[')b]Slack

The central belief in the Church is the pursuit of Slack, which generally stands for the sense of freedom, independence, and original thinking that comes when you achieve your personal goals. The Church states that we are all born with Original Slack, but that Slack has been stolen from us by a worldwide conspiracy of normal people, or "pinks". The Church encourages originality and frowns on actions seen as pinkness, which happens when one bows down to authority and the accepted limits of society.
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby MD » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 05:54:21

I am going to take a minute to stand up for the dedicated street-workers busting their ass helping parentless and poverty striken children in my community.

To all of you that insist on your constant anti-religious ranting:

a very large Fuck You.
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby davep » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 06:05:45

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MD', 'I') am going to take a minute to stand up for the dedicated street-workers busting their ass helping parentless and poverty striken children in my community.

To all of you that insist on your constant anti-religious ranting:

a very large Fuck You.


With all due respect, charity is not the sole preserve of the pious.
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby MD » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 07:24:21

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('davep', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MD', 'I') am going to take a minute to stand up for the dedicated street-workers busting their ass helping parentless and poverty striken children in my community.

To all of you that insist on your constant anti-religious ranting:

a very large Fuck You.


With all due respect, charity is not the sole preserve of the pious.


With all lack of respect, neither is irrational behavior.

A double kiss-my-ass for you.
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby MD » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 07:29:40

When I see these anti-christianity bozos start to display some tolerance they so love to cherish, I might give them some credibility.

Until then, they can take their hypocritical PC bullshit, fold it up until it's all sharp corners, and shove it up their collective assholes.
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby TheDude » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:49:17

Where'd that come from? People will need religion in days to come, I'm just suggesting you start your own. In fact wouldn't it be time to try and improve on the ones we have?
Jeez.
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby EnergyUnlimited » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 11:43:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('TheDude', 'W')here'd that come from? People will need religion in days to come
Why?
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I')'m just suggesting you start your own. In fact wouldn't it be time to try and improve on the ones we have?
Jeez.
Thanks for the quotes Bob.

Why to invent yet another religion?
There is already plenty of them around to pick from.
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby dukey » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:28:39

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'U')nited Nations plan to build a global religion


need i say anymore ?

http://www.tldm.org/News6/GlobalReligion.htm
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby holmes » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:52:06

Me wid you MD! We gots your back! It is quite surreal is it not?
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby Chaparral » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:04:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MD', 'I') am going to take a minute to stand up for the dedicated street-workers busting their ass helping parentless and poverty striken children in my community.

To all of you that insist on your constant anti-religious ranting:

a very large Fuck You.


Oh yeah? Well may the Three-Fisted Bob blast a flaming fart in your general direction!

You do know what he did to those druids don't you? :razz:
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby lateralus » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:15:22

I'm curious to see if this thread degenerates into a witch burning or a mild public stoning.

The later is a favorite of the Taliban, who also do not tolerate religious discord.
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby Bas » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 14:41:24

I was just wondering right now what the correlation between church membership and NRA membership is in the US... (no value judging here, just wondering)
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby MD » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 15:40:55

I expected to get this thread to the hall of flames before it reached the second page. (without moving it myself --- that would be cheating)

I failed.

I guess my flaming skills need work.
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby MD » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 18:24:59

Doh!
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby davep » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 19:46:22

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MD', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('davep', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MD', 'I') am going to take a minute to stand up for the dedicated street-workers busting their ass helping parentless and poverty striken children in my community.

To all of you that insist on your constant anti-religious ranting:

a very large Fuck You.


With all due respect, charity is not the sole preserve of the pious.


With all lack of respect, neither is irrational behavior.

A double kiss-my-ass for you.


I thought your sort were into forgiveness? :P
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby MD » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 19:58:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('davep', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MD', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('davep', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MD', 'I') am going to take a minute to stand up for the dedicated street-workers busting their ass helping parentless and poverty striken children in my community.

To all of you that insist on your constant anti-religious ranting:

a very large Fuck You.


With all due respect, charity is not the sole preserve of the pious.


With all lack of respect, neither is irrational behavior.

A double kiss-my-ass for you.


I thought your sort were into forgiveness? :P


Sure, I forgive you. Over and over if need be. My forgiving you doesn't change you from an asshole to a saint though.

I'm proof of that theory. Jesus forgave me my sins but I'm still an asshole. *shrug*.

Seriously though, the forgiveness thing does make sense. Why get all fucked up over what's done and over with? Move on already.

That said, there is no reason to expect me to hang around with assholes just so I can display my ability to let shit slide. That would be just plain sick. I know masochistic people that are just like that. Not fun people to hang with; trust me.

God I have been in a mood today!
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby Zardoz » Thu 15 Mar 2007, 20:48:09

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Shannymara', 'W')e don't move threads to HoF anymore...

Why not?
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Re: There is but one God, and his name is The Dude!

Unread postby jboogy » Fri 16 Mar 2007, 03:38:47

After reading the first couple posts I was thinking I might have something to add , then I kept reading and realized it was getting way too weird ,way too fast, then I saw Rapheal had posted and knew that anything I had to say was going to sound amatuerish and lame after him . So I give up on this thread , I'm not going to read anymore GOD/ DUDE posts! I'm going to bed so there.
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