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The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby Aaron » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 07:08:32

Has your administrator gone bonko?

Has his account been hacked?

What is all this HawkMan crap anyway?

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The Ballad of HawkMan

From nest to tree with beak & claw,
Take to the skies,
To rule them all.

None are safe
By stealth or speed,
Death from the skies,
Our chicks to feed.

We are strong
And you are weak.
We harvest you
because you're meek.

We line our nests
We kill your young.
You are our prey,
You are our Dung.

HawkMan has shown us,
From his lofty view,
That we are in fact,
Better than you.

So stand aside
Or be cut down.
And lay your burdens,
Deep in the ground.

We tear & rip
Woman, Child & Man
For this simple reason...

Because we can.

So sayeth HawkMan.

//That is all
The problem is, of course, that not only is economics bankrupt, but it has always been nothing more than politics in disguise... economics is a form of brain damage.

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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby nwildmand » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 07:55:41

i understand aaron. im sorry i could not go about it in a better way.
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby Jack » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 08:43:12

It makes perfect sense.

As resources become scarce relative to population, HawkMan has a good algorithm for survival of the superior elements. Those unwilling to fight or unable to win must be pruned from the population. This will make the species stronger - just as it has in the past.

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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby Atlantean_Relic » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 09:29:14

A chicken by another name still fries as well.
Was a long and dark December
When the banks became cathedrals
And the fog
Became God
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby holmes » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:29:02

word to your hawkman
"To crush the Cornucopians, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby BigTex » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:39:41

As I recall, the HawkMan in the Buck Rogers series from the 1980s was a pretty tragic dude--the last of his kind, no one to mate with and he had to fly around in space in a fighter because his wings had been eliminated through some kind of mutation.

That feather head piece with the leather outfit was pretty cool, though.

So I guess there are different kinds of HawkMan stories, some more conquering and heroic than others.
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby PrairieMule » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 11:49:16

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '
')So I guess there are different kinds of HawkMan stories, some more conquering and heroic than others.


Here is a video footage of Hawkman AKA Birdman's wrath.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... D+MY&hl=en

Just like Ouija boards, people should not triffle or dabble with Hawkman.
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby Free » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 13:13:59

It's probably not smart to shit in the Hawkmans nest, but I don't think it's that easy. As soon as the Hawkman is identified as a threat he gets picked to death by gazillion sparrows.

Dominance is not everything, social competence is something. Of course as long as the Hawkman can put himself in the position as the leader (actually or ideologically) of the sparrows he is ok.
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby Ayame » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 14:14:27

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Free', 'I')t's probably not smart to shit in the Hawkmans nest, but I don't think it's that easy. As soon as the Hawkman is identified as a threat he gets picked to death by gazillion sparrows.


Wow thats weird cos only last week a hawk-bird chased all the little sparrows in our bush about, they were chirping at the top and their lungs, finally it took off with one screaming in its claws. The sparrows haven't been back since.
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby holmes » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 14:56:01

Ill protect my American ladies to the death. Throw one stone. Splash with acid. beat. gang rape. torture. genitalia mutilate. Its time to rock. Period. They will never wear a filthy burka or veil. and who the fuck cares about their culture. Its not mine. I have my own. Lock n load. weak fks die out. Hawkman!
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 15:52:47

Let me tell you a story 'bout a manlike hawk
tryin' to tell the world 'bout the peak oil shock
used to be so easy just to rustle up some food
but that was back when in the times of bubblin' crude

oil that is, black gold, texas tea

So the hawk man sez that he's gonna line his nest
with the bones of the weak cuz it's all for the best
Kin folks dead and so is everyone you see
even bankers and drug runners in the hills of Beverly

movie stars, starvin'
what happened?
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby holmes » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 16:13:16

Hey there PMS! Hey so I was down in St Loius for a week on a business seminar and met the lady that worked for the agency that set up the seminar. She was muslim. very attractive too. So we went to lunch a couple of times. and well I layed out the charm on her. Held the doors. the ladies first thing u know? talked from the heart. Lubna is here name. well she was taken with me. Hahahaha. She loved me being a gentleman. I have many sides to my personality. But anyway I laugh at the xenophobe/racist screaming I see from the self loathing tools on here. Oh man Im going to email her right now. She would definately be nice to have as Notch. if u know what I mean. she actually put to shame our materialist/self loathing/hateful/spoiled rotten american drone woman. I mean she was beutiful inside and out and understood the doomer side to me. Man can we deport wenches from the US and import more of these classy conservative assets? She would not appreciate a muslim scum bag man stoning her. and she despised weakness. I really dig her. Too bad she lives in St loius. But thought Id lay that out since u like to hear things neat. Hahahahaha. XENOPHOBE!
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 16:43:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('holmes', 'H')ey there PMS! Hey so I was down in St Loius for a week on a business seminar and met the lady that worked for the agency that set up the seminar. She was muslim. very attractive too. So we went to lunch a couple of times. and well I layed out the charm on her. Held the doors. the ladies first thing u know? talked from the heart. Lubna is here name. well she was taken with me. Hahahaha. She loved me being a gentleman. I have many sides to my personality. But anyway I laugh at the xenophobe/racist screaming I see from the self loathing tools on here. Oh man Im going to email her right now. She would definately be nice to have as Notch. if u know what I mean. she actually put to shame our materialist/self loathing/hateful/spoiled rotten american drone woman. I mean she was beutiful inside and out and understood the doomer side to me. Man can we deport wenches from the US and import more of these classy conservative assets? She would not appreciate a muslim scum bag man stoning her. and she despised weakness. I really dig her. Too bad she lives in St loius. But thought Id lay that out since u like to hear things neat. Hahahahaha. XENOPHOBE!
Sure, I like hearing about beautiful women. They are the other half. But what is "notch"? do you mean like a mark on your pistol, Old West style? 8)
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby BigTex » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 17:21:02

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('holmes', 'H')ey there PMS! Hey so I was down in St Loius for a week on a business seminar and met the lady that worked for the agency that set up the seminar. She was muslim. very attractive too. So we went to lunch a couple of times. and well I layed out the charm on her. Held the doors. the ladies first thing u know? talked from the heart. Lubna is here name. well she was taken with me. Hahahaha. She loved me being a gentleman. I have many sides to my personality. But anyway I laugh at the xenophobe/racist screaming I see from the self loathing tools on here. Oh man Im going to email her right now. She would definately be nice to have as Notch. if u know what I mean. she actually put to shame our materialist/self loathing/hateful/spoiled rotten american drone woman. I mean she was beutiful inside and out and understood the doomer side to me. Man can we deport wenches from the US and import more of these classy conservative assets? She would not appreciate a muslim scum bag man stoning her. and she despised weakness. I really dig her. Too bad she lives in St loius. But thought Id lay that out since u like to hear things neat. Hahahahaha. XENOPHOBE!


Beware. She sounds like a spy to me. Like in the movie Munich, or that redhead in Patriot Games (was that the one with the Irish terrorists?)

She's trying to infiltrate the PO movement and cause mayhem.
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby holmes » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 17:24:35

You got it right, bro. No not Notch as in use and throw away. Notch as in she would be a great person to have added into my experiences of life. No shes no the type to just slag and shag. ungabunga. The pistoleiro! Hahahaha. hmmmm I kinda like that tho.
I sense a tone in your voice, PMS. Is everything alright? I hope so.

Ok so thats my weakness ok. pretty ladies. sheeesh.
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 17:25:23

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '
')She's trying to infiltrate the PO movement and cause mayhem.
hey, who cares? When it comes to a choice between peak oil and notching your pistol, holmes aint no fool!
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby holmes » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 17:30:11

Hahahaha. Thats funny. She might be a spy! Im not sure shes another Miki. shes too american and conservative and earthy and I like her. No way shes a spy. I hope not anyway.
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Re: The Ballad of HawkMan

Unread postby Daculling » Wed 13 Sep 2006, 19:04:54

Hawkman was not the last of his species. He had a girlfriend.

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