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The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby MonteQuest » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 00:08:36

Now, before you look at her pictures, get a mental image of what you think a woman who weighs 320 looks like....

Got it?

Ready?

[spoil]ImageImage

Not what you were expecting, was it??!!

The tallest and biggest woman in the world lives in Holland.

She is 7'4" and weighs 320[/spoil]
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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby Tyler_JC » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 01:48:19

Wow, interesting.

But this is a little off topic, no?

I thought Monte wanted to keep PO.com about Peak Oil and Peak Oil alone?

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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby azreal60 » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 02:07:09

Even monte i'm sure has a sex drive. Maybe he's just a very large man looking for his soulmate..=)
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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby dissimulo » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 02:12:58

This one is a pseudo-urban-legend:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/tallwoman.asp
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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby Madpaddy » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 10:48:19

I am really excited by this woman - unfortunately, having sex with her would probably be like pushing a rope up a hill or throwing a pound of meat down the Champs Elysses.
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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby Specop_007 » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 11:36:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Madpaddy', 'I') am really excited by this woman - unfortunately, having sex with her would probably be like pushing a rope up a hill or throwing a pound of meat down the Champs Elysses.


Hey, thats her problem. I'm just it in to get mine. :-D
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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby Madpaddy » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 11:41:55

For sure, I don't care about the experience for her but I'ld be concerned that the lack of friction might ruin it for me too. I'll think of something, after all ; "obscenity is the mother of perversion"
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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby Specop_007 » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 11:46:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Madpaddy', 'F')or sure, I don't care about the experience for her but I'ld be concerned that the lack of friction might ruin it for me too. I'll think of something, after all ; "obscenity is the mother of perversion"


Theres positions to maximize penetration.
I'll leave the experimentation up to you. 8)
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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby 0mar » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 16:37:39

I'd hit it.
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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby gary_malcolm » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 16:58:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('0mar', 'I')'d hit it.


ROTFLMAO.

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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby Dreamtwister » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 17:44:28

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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby smiley » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 18:38:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')heres positions to maximize penetration.
I'll leave the experimentation up to you.


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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby duke3522 » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 19:14:56

:lol::lol::lol:

What the hell are you boys afraid of? I am 6'7", and (on a good day) outweigh her by 25 pounds. Bring her on!!! It would be one of the only times when I didn't feel i had to hold so as not to hurt my partner.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby Ludi » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 19:36:38

Shame on Monte for not checking his sources! Tsk, tsk.

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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby JoeW » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 19:44:16

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('duke3522', ':')lol::lol::lol:

What the hell are you boys afraid of? I am 6'7", and (on a good day) outweigh her by 25 pounds. Bring her on!!! It would be one of the only times when I didn't feel i had to hold so as not to hurt my partner.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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And yes I would suffer the 3 or 4 days of my back being out and not being able to get out of bed for that ride!!


duke, let me know when you are going to get it on so i can record it on the seismograph. we can get a pool going for how high you can get on the dichter scale.
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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby PrairieMule » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 19:55:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('duke3522', ':')lol::lol::lol:

What the hell are you boys afraid of? I am 6'7", and (on a good day) outweigh her by 25 pounds. Bring her on!!! It would be one of the only times when I didn't feel i had to hold so as not to hurt my partner.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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And yes I would suffer the 3 or 4 days of my back being out and not being able to get out of bed for that ride!!


And soon the Duke of Indiana became part of the tribes history. He was known to local indians as "Mates Like Bear"

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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby Falconoffury » Thu 02 Mar 2006, 21:18:05

She must have gotten breast implants because the picture on the left shows much larger breasts than the one on the right. The pictures in the link in one of the replies also show her with much smaller breasts.
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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby MonteQuest » Fri 03 Mar 2006, 00:05:56

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', 'W')ow, interesting.

But this is a little off topic, no?

I thought Monte wanted to keep PO.com about Peak Oil and Peak Oil alone?

;)


Not in the Open forum it is not. My old war buddy sent this to me. I thought it was hilarious! :lol:
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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby duke3522 » Sun 05 Mar 2006, 13:35:27

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('JoeW', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('duke3522', ':')lol::lol::lol:

What the hell are you boys afraid of? I am 6'7", and (on a good day) outweigh her by 25 pounds. Bring her on!!! It would be one of the only times when I didn't feel i had to hold so as not to hurt my partner.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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And yes I would suffer the 3 or 4 days of my back being out and not being able to get out of bed for that ride!!


duke, let me know when you are going to get it on so i can record it on the seismograph. we can get a pool going for how high you can get on the dichter scale.


It's a deal. But only if the damage to the hotel room and the video equipment come out of the profits from the pool. :lol::lol:

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Re: The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

Unread postby duke3522 » Sun 05 Mar 2006, 13:40:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('duke3522', ':')lol::lol::lol:

What the hell are you boys afraid of? I am 6'7", and (on a good day) outweigh her by 25 pounds. Bring her on!!! It would be one of the only times when I didn't feel i had to hold so as not to hurt my partner.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Duke of Indiana

And yes I would suffer the 3 or 4 days of my back being out and not being able to get out of bed for that ride!!


And soon the Duke of Indiana became part of the tribes history. He was known to local indians as "Mates Like Bear"

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Mule,

Your a genius!!!

My new porn site mateslikebear.com!!! :twisted::twisted::twisted:

But hey!! Don't be expecting any cut of the profits. After all I am the one who has to do all the work. :lol::lol::lol:
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