[PenultimateManStanding]

Taking a break from deciding the guilt or innocence of Mumia Abu Jamal to enjoy some delicious cheese cake. If life after the peak means no more dairy products, then it's going to be no more Mr. Nice Guy for me. I'll probably join up with a band of cannibalistic predators. Life without cheesecake will do that to the mildest of dispositions.

[SinisterBlueCat]

did you know that cheesecake tastes best licked off the body of a lover...?

[PenultimateManStanding]

Ooo la la! Sweets from my sweet. Too bad your heart belongs to schwein, lucky bastard.

[SinisterBlueCat]

heart and body are the same?

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', 'h')eart and body are the same?

[SinisterBlueCat]

wow! I am fairly certain I have never been called pink pants tomato before. I have to admit, I like it!

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', ' ')I have never been called pink pants tomato before.

[PenultimateManStanding]

Here's some more (man, the language is loaded with these words, almost as many as the Mexican slang words for marijuana):

call girl, fancy lady, harlot, hooker, lady in red, lady of pleasure, lady of the evening, streetwalker, tart, working girl, B-girl, bag, bawd, bimbo, blower, broad, camp follower, cat, chicken, chippie, concubine, courtesan, fallen woman, floozy, hostess, loose woman, moll, nymphomaniac, painted woman, party girl, pickup, pink pants, pro, scarlet woman, slut, streetwalker, strumpet, tart, tomato, tramp, trollop, white slave, working girl, nymph, nymphet, strumpet, tootsie, trollop.

[PrairieMule]

PMS

Good news about cheescake! I have a field tested backpacker's recipe that is sure to improve morale! Ooops are we not talking about cheesecake any more are we? Umm OK well here is how you make cheesecake.

1 box of Jello Cheesecake
2 cups of water
Several sturdy semi-steril twigs 12-18" long

Dump Crust and filling packet inside cheesecake box, add water, mix with one of the large twigs until mix has thickness of cookie dough. Use twigs to consume cheesecake paste like a savage.

Spoons do not work because of the depth of the box. The box will degrade in about 15 min so eat fast. I learned how to do this 20 years ago backpacking in North Carolina. It's not pretty but after you spend a week out in the rain it his the spot.

SBC, I suppose the paste could have other applications mentioned above. I have only field tested this in a oudoor and non-carnal enviroment.

[SinisterBlueCat]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'H')ere's some more (man, the language is loaded with these words, almost as many as the Mexican slang words for marijuana):

call girl, fancy lady, harlot, hooker, lady in red, lady of pleasure, lady of the evening, streetwalker, tart, working girl, B-girl, bag, bawd, bimbo, blower, broad, camp follower, cat, chicken, chippie, concubine, courtesan, fallen woman, floozy, hostess, loose woman, moll, nymphomaniac, painted woman, party girl, pickup, pink pants, pro, scarlet woman, slut, streetwalker, strumpet, tart, tomato, tramp, trollop, white slave, working girl, nymph, nymphet, strumpet, tootsie, trollop.

[mut]

ok...I've never posted on here before, just read. Can't let this go by.

why don't you poeple buy some plane tickets,get some cheesecake and have at it!

Your driving me nuts!

[SinisterBlueCat]

whooohooo! we flushed em out! welcome mut. excellent suggestion by the way...wanna join us?

[mut]

what flavor cheesecake would you like me to bring?

[PrairieMule]

Semi-sterile twig, A dried twig that has a appearance of no visible mud to avoid it getting mixed up with the good stuff. Also needs to be a dried out stick rather than a green one. In Western North and South Carolina there are a lot hemlock trees with posionous sap.

Mut, welcome to peak oil. Pay SBC no mind, she is being a little minx to get the nice young men monitoring us at the Dept of Homeland Security all Hot and Bothered. As we speak there are half a dozen 20 something freshly recruited Johnny Laws unable to find any source of release because they themselves are being monitored in a goverment building. Not only that but even with the 3rd seat down, a Black Chevy Tahoe will not properly accomidate a grown man and a intern.

[mut]

PM

are you saying she is just a tease and that I'm going to have my cake and eat it too.......by myself?

[SinisterBlueCat]

look at it this way mut...it is like playing a game of euchre or bridge...if you can't count on your partner, you had better have a good hand!

[mut]

kind of like solitare?

[mut]

I should have known. Your heavy crude and I'm just a hunk of coal.

darn!

[SinisterBlueCat]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mut', 'k')ind of like solitare?

[PrairieMule]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mut', 'P')M

are you saying she is just a tease and that I'm going to have my cake and eat it too.......by myself?