[deconstructionist]

Oy vey! I just found out about this on lifeaftertheoi!crash.net and I'm terrified. It seems that the number of Oi! bands in Great Britain and Australia is going to reach a peak and then begin a steep and irreversable decline. supply of Oi! will not be able to meet demand, at which point the records and performances of Oi! bands will become so expensive, that no one will be able to afford to see or hear them. the consequences to our world music will be disasterous, and no alternative or combination of alternative forms of music will be able to make up for the gap in the musical economy... i am going to stockpile all of the Oi! that i can, get out of debt, start to work out, buy a farm, and shoot anyone who comes near my stash... the only solution to this problem is to consume WAY less Oi!--now!!! there is no time to waste.

Oi!!!