[Schweinshaxe]

Sonny and Cher: I Got You Babe.

I hate that stinking song!

Listen to this:

With his big brown eyes he came my way
I didn't know then what he had to say
I could tell that he felt bad
By the way he looked that he felt sad, oh yeah...

What kind of moron wrote that? "With his big brown eyes..." What kind of name is Sonny anyway? Are people called Sonny for real? It sounds like a name that would fit a wannabe mobster in the seventies who likes to play with butt plugs and Vaseline. Big brown sad goddamn Italian pervert eyes. I bet he's got 3 big brown eyes! One of them is probably getting bigger and bigger. I bet you could park an 18 wheeler in there.

Listen to this now:

But when you look at fellas
Baby I get jealous...

Fellas, jealous? WTF??? A retarded maggot could probably write better lyrics than that!

And that turd Bill Murray in that film Groundhog Day. He woke up to this song every morning. I BET HE FUCKING LIKED IT AS WELL!!! I bet he was thinking of Sonny and his 3 big brown eyes when he heard that song.

And then we have Cher. She could fly in that film with Streep. Yes, a flying anorectic, afghan hound! Very plausible! I bet they used wires and mirrors. I don't believe a thing was real in that shitty film.

Just my 2 cents.

[BabyPeanut]

They were both ugly. Get over it.

[PenultimateManStanding]

Artist: 1910 Fruitgum Company Lyrics
Song: Yummy, Yummy, Yummy Lyrics

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy.
I got love in my tummy,
And I feel like a-lovin you:
Love, you're such a sweet thing,
Good enough to eat thing
And that's just a-what I'm gonna do.
Ooh love, to hold ya,
Ooh love, to kiss ya,
Ooh love, I love it so.
Ooh love, you're sweeter,
Sweeter than sugar.
Ooh love, I wont let you go.

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy,
I got love in my tummy,
And as silly as it may seem;
The lovin' that you re giving,
is what keeps me livin'
And your love is like
Peaches and cream.
Kind-a like sugar,
Kind-a like spices,
Kind-a like, like what you do.
Kind-a sounds funny.
But love,honey
Honey. I love you.

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy,
I. got love in my tummy,
That your love can satisfy;
Love, you're such a sweet thing,
Good enough to eat thing
And sweet thing, that ain't no lie.
I love to hold ya,
Oh love, to kiss ya,
Ooh love, I love it so.
Ooh love, you're sweeter,
Sweeter than sugar.
Ooh love, I wont let you go.

A close second would have to be the Roto Rooter jingle

[BabyPeanut]

I Saw Your Mommy - Suicidal Tendencies - 1983

Yesterday, as I went out of the house
I saw a body lying down quiet as a mouse
Lying face down in the sewer
I got up closer and realized that I knew her
All her organs coming from her inside
Slashed up skin sliced up hide
Turned her over and saw the tire tracks on her head
That's when I realized she was dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead

Twisted body chopped off feet
Her body was minced meat
Bugs crawling on her arms
She's dead, can't do no harm
Gnarled up legs, broken and bent
Her last breath has been spent

I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I watched her as she bled
Chewed off toes on her chopped off feet
I took a picture cause I thought it was neat
But the thing I like seeing the best
Was the rodents using her hair as a nest
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead

I saw your mommy nnd your mommy's dead
I saw her lying in a pool of red
I think it's the greatest thing I'll ever see
Your dead mommy lying in front of me
I'll always remember her lying dead on the floor
I hope she dies twenty times more
I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead
I saw your mommy and your mommy is dead

[Schweinshaxe]

"Yummy, Yummy, Yummy.
I got love in my tummy,..."

I've now realized that capital punishment isn't so bad after all...

[rogerhb]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', 'I')'ve now realized that capital punishment isn't so bad after all...

[DerelictOverlord]

Endless Love, theme of the same named movie.

[katkinkate]

I'ts a small world after all
I'ts a small world after all
I'ts a small world after all
I'ts a small, small world.

[PrairieMule]

McArthur Park by Richard Harris. If the ATF tries to use this song on me to get me to come out, I will swallow the business end of a gun before they finish the trumpet solo. If you have never heard of this song, it's no accident. The world wants it buried.

[PenultimateManStanding]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', 'M')cArthur Park by Richard Harris.

[gnm]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('katkinkate', 'I')'ts a small world after all
I'ts a small world after all
I'ts a small world after all
I'ts a small, small world.

[smallpoxgirl]

Absolutely anything by Lee Greenwood.