by threadbear » Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:32:00
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'T')he Night Of The Long Knives is approaching. Heads are going to roll, blood will be spilled. I think it will be both internal and external. A war of of all against all, here and abroad, everywhere. Punks in the hood, suits, Soccer Moms with machetes, kids with Uzis, even the dogs will go berzerk when they don't get their Alpo. Poodles foaming at the mouth and ripping apart hapless groomers. Cats hissing, clawing at eyes. Rats massing. Sewers rupture, disease spreading, nukes launched and no more Slurpees. So who's going to give a crap about Karl Rove?
Nominated for post of the year!

Thanks. I was doing my best to sound Biblical. As Tom Paine pointed out, they were poets and singers of songs who wrote that book. I can only hope that PenultimateManStanding will be revered as a prophet 2000 years from now but I kind of doubt it.