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THE Barter / Bartering Thread (merged)

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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby Ludi » Sat 11 Apr 2009, 10:15:50

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kpeavey', 'd')umping fees
environmental permits
tax on the fuel in the truck that hauled those bike parts to the dump
property tax on the dumpsite
income tax on the guy working at the dump
sales tax on the bike in the dump, when it was new



Ah, ya got me! :oops:
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby mattduke » Sat 11 Apr 2009, 10:16:28

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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby kpeavey » Sat 11 Apr 2009, 12:20:36

Is that Louis XVI in the painting?
Didn't something happen to him as a result of oppressive taxation and personal decadence?

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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby Daniel_Plainview » Sat 11 Apr 2009, 14:23:30

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kpeavey', 'C')an anyone give me a third thing that is not taxed?


Visiting and posting at PO.COM ...
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby vision-master » Sat 11 Apr 2009, 14:43:07

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kpeavey', 'I')s that Louis XVI in the painting?
Didn't something happen to him as a result of oppressive taxation and personal decadence?

Who's the babe across the table from The Chosen One?


Tell that rag-head to take off his asshat at the table, nuke em.......... :P
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby kpeavey » Sat 11 Apr 2009, 14:59:44

The computer used to visit PO.com was taxed, as was the operating system running the software.
The electricity powering the computer was taxed.
If you are surfing at a public library on a public access computer, it was paid for with tax dollars.
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby Daniel_Plainview » Sat 11 Apr 2009, 15:10:44

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kpeavey', 'T')he computer used to visit PO.com was taxed, as was the operating system running the software.
The electricity powering the computer was taxed.
If you are surfing at a public library on a public access computer, it was paid for with tax dollars.


Assume that the library computers were donated to the library by Dell and the operating system was donated by Microsoft etc.

Being a non-profit community library, its electricity use is not taxed.

All the labor and materials used to build the library were donated by the community (and not taxed).
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby kpeavey » Sat 11 Apr 2009, 15:23:32

Such a place does not exist.
If it does, I'm sure the witing list to use the computer is a mile long.

The government owns everything. If you want to use it, you pay them. There is nothing the government can't take from you, up to and including your life. If its out there, the government has its finger on it
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby Pretorian » Sat 11 Apr 2009, 17:08:55

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kpeavey', 'I')s that Louis XVI in the painting?
Didn't something happen to him as a result of oppressive taxation and personal decadence?

Who's the babe across the table from The Chosen One?


that's Louis XIV I think. He taxed the hell out of everybody and drowned in blood everyone who didnt like it, so everything was set for Louis XVI already, his only fault was that he wasnt ruthless
enough.

His ( XIV's) reign lasted seventy-two years, three months, and eighteen days. Nice score huh
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby Pretorian » Sat 11 Apr 2009, 17:11:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kpeavey', 'I') have identified 2 things that are not taxed.
1-the air you breath
2-sex

Can anyone give me a third thing that is not taxed?
If the government could figure out how to tax these 2 items, there is no doubt they would do so immediately.


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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Sat 11 Apr 2009, 17:18:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pretorian', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kpeavey', 'I') have identified 2 things that are not taxed.
1-the air you breath
2-sex


Sex with oneself, may be.


Hey. If you live in the southeast, sex with yourself isn't just taxed, it's probably illegal. link
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby Pretorian » Sat 11 Apr 2009, 22:18:42

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pretorian', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kpeavey', 'I') have identified 2 things that are not taxed.
1-the air you breath
2-sex


Sex with oneself, may be.


Hey. If you live in the southeast, sex with yourself isn't just taxed, it's probably illegal. link


he he. Well I guess sex with toys can qualify as sex with "some/thing else" and not oneself.
America will never cease to surprise me, apparently.
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby deMolay » Sun 12 Apr 2009, 08:43:14

Even when you own your own property. You have to rent it back from the government every year via property taxes or get booted off your own land. Nice eh! Read The Ballad of Carl Drega.
"We Are All Travellers, From The Sweet Grass To The Packing House, From Birth To Death, We Wander Between The Two Eternities". An Old Cowboy.
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby Ludi » Sun 12 Apr 2009, 10:12:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('deMolay', 'E')ven when you own your own property. You have to rent it back from the government every year via property taxes or get booted off your own land.



Unless you're a church.
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby vision-master » Sun 12 Apr 2009, 10:19:12

Or if you put your property into a 'wildlife trust'
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby Ludi » Sun 12 Apr 2009, 10:23:44

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('vision-master', 'O')r if you put your property into a 'wildlife trust'



See, there's a way around taxes in many cases. :)

Of course if you make your land a trust, it isn't "yours" anymore - you have to adhere to the requirements of the trust.
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby TheDude » Sun 12 Apr 2009, 14:40:55

Ah, so Douglas H. Shulman run Bartertown!

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Another good example of brain-dead legislation:

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', ' ')If you buy a gun at a gun show, the geniuses who vote in Oregon have decided that you must also pass a background check even if you are buying from a private collector. Of course, nothing prevents you from finding a gun you want to buy from a collector at a gun show and making the actual purchase across the street at McDonalds. Oregon gun laws were written by and for idiots.

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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:21:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kpeavey', 'I') have identified 2 things that are not taxed.

2-sex




then what do you call these..?

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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby wisconsin_cur » Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:31:39

dependents... or "tax deduction"
http://www.thenewfederalistpapers.com
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Re: If you barter, the IRS has got your number!!

Unread postby mgibbons19 » Tue 14 Apr 2009, 11:33:49

Those are money black holes.

But they are cute.
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