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Unread postby Matrim » Tue 05 Apr 2005, 18:13:42

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'J')ulian Simons must have been unaware that the sun is set to explode in ~4 billion years.
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No no no,
Weren't you reading the quote? We almost certainly have the technology to stop the sun from exploding in our libraries. :roll:


pfffft non-believers :lol:
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Unread postby Matrim » Tue 05 Apr 2005, 18:22:37

Sorry I'm late I had to train this wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.....Hey Deb can you take a picture of me on this horse? Thanks.

-Napoleon Dynamite

I love technology, but not as much as you, you see
But still I love technology, now and forever
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Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Tue 05 Apr 2005, 21:11:33

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Antimatter', 'S')tupid, but I would be interested to know what he means by that 'how much will be left at the end' line.


You know. The end. When we discover cold fusion and it's no longer worth our while to pump oil out of the ground and burn it. :razz:
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Unread postby Vexed » Thu 07 Apr 2005, 19:42:40

I think your misunderestimating Bush, Raphael. He controls the most powerful nucular arsenal in the world.

As he said himself, "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once -- shame on -- shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again."

Don't be fooled!
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Unread postby Ebyss » Thu 07 Apr 2005, 19:44:57

Nothing beats Bush's "Sovereign entity" speech for stupidity and ignorance. It has to be my favourite.
We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas.

I am only one. I can only do what one can do. But what one can do, I will do. -- John Seymour.
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If you're going to have the best quotes..

Unread postby UIUCstudent01 » Thu 07 Apr 2005, 23:36:03

I suggest keeping it Peak Oil related, of course. (Because there's just way too many other quotes about stuff. Also, someone has to record these economists saying that resources will never run out and everything is O.K.

I believe this might have been said on this board (or somethingawful.com): Living well doesn't mean insulating yourself from everything you can't predict or control, but having honest friends and a day to day life that's meaningful. -unknown

I am both idealist and realist. For there is no point in ideals if they cannot be realised. -Someone here.. not sure who. They'll pop up and say who though.

And Matt Savinars: "Civilization as we know it is coming to an end soon. This is not the wacky proclamation of a doomsday cult, apocalypse bible prophecy sect, or conspiracy theory society. Rather, it is the scientific conclusion of the best paid, most widely-respected geologists, physicists, and investment bankers in the world. These are rational, professional, conservative individuals who are absolutely terrified by a phenomenon known as global “Peak Oil.â€
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Unread postby 0mar » Fri 08 Apr 2005, 10:42:36

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Raphael', '
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"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel


Best. Quote. Ever.
Joseph Stalin
"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. "
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