George Bush has announced that he is changing the US national emblem from the Eagle to a CONDOM as it accurately reflects his governments stance on the current situation.
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Symbol of USA being changed.
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Symbol of USA being changed.
by Madpaddy » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 09:37:46
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Reason: Moved to the Americas Discussion.
Reason: Moved to the Americas Discussion.
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Re: Symbol of USA being changed.
by Nickel » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 09:51:19
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Madpaddy', 'G')eorge Bush has announced that he is changing the US national emblem from the Eagle to a CONDOM as it accurately reflects his governments stance on the current situation.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
LOL, that's brilliant. I wish I'd thought of that.
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Re: Symbol of USA being changed.
by Specop_007 » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 10:02:54
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Nickel', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Madpaddy', 'G')eorge Bush has announced that he is changing the US national emblem from the Eagle to a CONDOM as it accurately reflects his governments stance on the current situation.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
LOL, that's brilliant. I wish I'd thought of that.
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Re: Symbol of USA being changed.
by emersonbiggins » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 10:57:29
"It's called the American Dream because you'd have to be asleep to believe it."
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Re: Symbol of USA being changed.
by Fishman » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 11:25:27
obama came out with his also, it's a beggers cup with some CHANGE in it.
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Re: Symbol of USA being changed.
by Nickel » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 11:27:01
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Fishman', 'o')bama came out with his also, it's a beggers cup with some CHANGE in it.
The US could use any kind of change it can bloody get.
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