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MALINTENT Will Know You are Bad

Unread postby DomusAlbion » Wed 24 Sep 2008, 10:53:23

Soon all your base are belong to US! Homeland Security will own you.
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'B')aggage searches are SOOOOOO early-21st century. Homeland Security is now testing the next generation of security screening — a body scanner that can read your mind.
Most preventive screening looks for explosives or metals that pose a threat. But a new system called MALINTENT ...
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Re: MALINTENT Will Know You are Bad

Unread postby eXpat » Wed 24 Sep 2008, 11:09:03

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Re: MALINTENT Will Know You are Bad

Unread postby Delphis » Wed 24 Sep 2008, 11:26:57

Big Brother

Wow, good post domus, reminds me of total recall!

Cheers!

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Re: MALINTENT Will Know You are Bad

Unread postby Ainan » Wed 24 Sep 2008, 11:27:24

Why are they using vmware...?

Remember the mantra "If you have nothing to hide...", at least I never plan to visit the hell hole, America has become.
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Re: MALINTENT Will Know You are Bad

Unread postby burtonridr » Wed 24 Sep 2008, 16:36:18

Oh please :lol:

Everyone that passes through there is going to be so paranoid about something and it will set off the alarm, especial people that are nervous about flying :lol:
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Re: MALINTENT Will Know You are Bad

Unread postby JPL » Wed 24 Sep 2008, 18:05:29

Heh heh, won't work for us Aspies though, will it (grin).

"Hey,we got a guy smiling at the camera there - get him!"

"OK, We got him, he's still similing?"

"Well scan him again you jackass."

Pause. "OK,we did. It says he's happy."

"And?"

"That's it.Happy. He seems cool about his situation."

"Gimmee that." Fumble... "OK Guy, you cool?"

"No."

"Just gimme it straight. Why you looking so happy?"

"Because Mom always said I should smile for the camera."

"Kid?"

"Yes?"

"Get out of here..."

(grin)

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