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How do you want to die?

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 14:57:30

Please describe in detail how you want to depart this earth.

I am sitting alone in this room
so dark and empty
no one holding me
no one cares
I think of all
the fucked up things
I want so much to die
Swords I love you
Knives you sting
either way you
make me wish I was dead.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby Fiddlerdave » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:00:25

Peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby dinopello » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:01:43

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Fiddlerdave', 'P')eacefully in my sleep like Grandpa, not screaming in terror like his passengers.


That sounds like an old joke, but either way, It's pretty damn good. :lol:
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:04:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Fiddlerdave', 'P')eacefully in my sleep like Grandpa, not screaming in terror like his passengers.


lol
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:28:25

The grandpa sleeping at the wheel is a good one. Gallows humor. But on a more serious note, I'm thinking instantaneous vaporization in a thermonuclear blast would be merciful. Sure beats a slow protracted death by disease or starvation. Death by dehydration would be even worse. COC prohibits discussion of other options.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby Dreamtwister » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:39:29

Most people never actually live. What difference does it make how they die?
The whole of human history is a refutation by experiment of the concept of "moral world order". - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 16:07:15

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('golem', '
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...and we ALL know he ain't an idiot...
...so what gives?
Of course not, he solved the rubick's cube when he was two. He kicked Chuck Norris' ass when he was ten. Don't mess with the jayman.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby sciencegirl » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:51:01

If I get to choose......in the prime of my life, died while I was sleeping, it happened 50 trillion years in the future....guess I have had a long life
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:10:08

I kicked chuck norris's ass when I was 9!!! Get it right bucko
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:11:00

@raphonutjob, I can't be banned. I have immunity!!!
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:17:51

What a bunch of pansies. I'm going out Braveheart, style.

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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby Ludi » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:19:52

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', 'W')hat a bunch of pansies. I'm going out Braveheart, style.

[smilie=brave.gif]


Didn't he have to hide out in dead horse or something? Or am I thinking of someone else?
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby raythemoneyman » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:20:11

Being about 75 years old and jumping over a back yard fence being shot at by my girl friends husband!

I hope he is a good shot!
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:25:45

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ludi', 'D')idn't he have to hide out in dead horse or something? Or am I thinking of someone else?

That was the guy in Seraphim Falls.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:47:48

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', 'W')hat a bunch of pansies. I'm going out Braveheart, style.

[smilie=brave.gif]


you da man
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby dinopello » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:51:11

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ludi', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', 'W')hat a bunch of pansies. I'm going out Braveheart, style. [smilie=brave.gif]

Didn't he have to hide out in dead horse or something? Or am I thinking of someone else?

According to wiki, $this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'F')ollowing the trial, on 23 August 1305, Wallace was taken from the hall, stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the Elms at Smithfield. He was hanged, drawn and quartered — strangled by hanging but released while still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burnt before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts. His preserved head was placed on a pike atop London Bridge. It was later joined by the heads of his brothers, John, and Simon Fraser. His limbs were displayed, separately, in Newcastle upon Tyne, Berwick-upon-Tweed, Stirling, and Aberdeen.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 18:53:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'I') kicked chuck norris's ass when I was 9!!! Get it right bucko
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby Narz » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:02:31

Post-coitally, in the arms of my beloved. She'd die that way too, at the same time, otherwise it would just be gross.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:05:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Narz', 'P')ost-coitally, in the arms of my beloved. She'd die that way too, at the same time, otherwise it would just be gross.

Keep a couple big dogs in the house and hide the dog food. That way when the they find whats left of your bodies it makes the evening news.
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Re: How do you want to die?

Unread postby JJ » Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:42:09

I like the nuke flambue thing.....but otherwise burst anuerysm, already had that happen once and didn't feel much, just a sharp pain and then three missing weeks.
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