[dorlomin]

Aaaah the old come home from the pub and find the internet still on.......

[Zeeea]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'Z')eeea, who is "Jack Welsh"?

[mobil1]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('yeahbut', 'I') love you guys. No, really, you're like my family. Come'ere gimme me a hug...what'd you say? Come here and say that. You're all a pack of f*cking retards, I would't p*ss on you if you were on fire, you, you...no wait a minute man, come back. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're like a brother to me...geez I don't feel so good...

[whatpeak]

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

W. C. Fields

[mercurygirl]

How are martinis and breasts alike?

[eric_b]

Absolutely. Usually intoxicated when I post, now being an exception

[Niagara]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'D')o you post on PO.com when you are drunk?

[kpeavey]

I'm not as thinK as you drunk I am.

Never hit a copP[ in the h ead with a bric k. It doesnt" knocj them out, it just pisses the m off.

iF i WAS/n't DRUNK i'D GET THE caps lock FIXED

on a serious note, and i mean this, the entire foundation of the New World (read: USA) was founded on the freedom of drink.

Samuel Adams: Brewer, still makes beer to this day, I tell you the sutff will mke yoou last forever
George Washington: made his fortune distilling whickey
somebody else: got drunk and shot his mouth off ..i THINK HEA HAD A HORSE
Thomas Jefferson: got so drunk I CANT' STAtrt to tell you all the stories
George Jefferson: was a hybridd of geprge washington and to,mm whatjhis name FERSON. i think he owes me 5 bucks. have not seen him much since teh 80s

geTTing back to the OPl: we are doomed, the government is going to take all our shat and you should all store food

[kpeavey]

oH, one more thing

I LOVDE YOU GUYSS#

[vilemerchant]

I'm always drunk so I guess the only question for me is, Do I post on PO.com?

[PenultimateManStanding]

thassit im going to theoilbarrelcom. cereal duscussion & no tomfuellery. juthink this is a laughink matter! ? I see dead peple