[arretium]

So far we have the Muslim, Christian, and African American. So why not the American idiot's perspective?

To my good friends spe_cop and K-sem, I thought at first to call this the red blooded white male Republican perspective.... But then I realized that you guys are both smart people, so I thought better of it... Not to mention I didn't want K-sem hunting me down.... .


What is the Idiot's perspective?

Here's my take, the idiot's perspective on oil prices is:
Those libs and enviro whackos who refuse to let me drill on their front lawn and won't let Big Oil build a refinery are conspiring to make me give up my Chevy Suburban! Conversely, I chose the last option.

Yes this thread is entirely tongue in cheek.

[Milret2]

Aliens in area 57 are stealing all of earth's oil so they can serve humans ... for lunch after they invade javascript:emoticon(':oops:').

[Milret2]

acckkk, my tinfoil hat must have really slipped to not have a clean emoticon. And yes, I am an American.

[Plantagenet]

Evil speculators are driving up the price by buying all the oil and storing it in the swimming pools of their mansions on Long Island.

Its true! You can see their ugly oily black swimming pools on Google Earth!

[RonMN]

It's those damnable so called "peak oil" nut jobs. If it wasn't for them, the spk-a-laters wouldn't have nuttin' to spek-a-late about

[TWilliam]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('arretium', 'W')hat is the Idiot's perspective?

[drew]

Wow, I'm having a really hard time listening to that dummy.

Who is he anyways, just some random idiot?


Drew

[TWilliam]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('drew', 'W')ow, I'm having a really hard time listening to that dummy.

Who is he anyways, just some random idiot?


Drew

[arretium]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('TWilliam', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('drew', 'W')ow, I'm having a really hard time listening to that dummy.

Who is he anyways, just some random idiot?


Drew

[TWilliam]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('arretium', 'O')k, here's proof. The libs who blame big oil are the biggest idiots.

[Ayoob]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('arretium', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('TWilliam', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('drew', 'W')ow, I'm having a really hard time listening to that dummy.

Who is he anyways, just some random idiot?


Drew