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I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby TheTurtle » Sat 05 Jan 2008, 01:02:18

I'm feeling nostalgic.

Remember how Schweinshaxe used to get blasted on Friday nights and post his peculiar genius to the Open Discussions forum?

I miss those days. He hasn't been around since last spring.

Schwein, you magnificent Swede, if you're reading this, do us a favor and post something again ... for old time's sake. :o

/nostalgia
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby I_Like_Plants » Sat 05 Jan 2008, 15:31:38

Yeah I miss him too, he was cool. We miss you Hamhocks!
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby Madpaddy » Sat 05 Jan 2008, 17:24:20

I hope he wasn't run over by a volvo.

I miss him too.
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby eastbay » Sat 05 Jan 2008, 19:16:08

Me too... been awhile... I forget why he left.

In hindsight he now seems fairly mainstream and sane compared to some of whom we've picked up lately.
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Sat 05 Jan 2008, 19:31:33

Yeah! To bad he doesn't come round anymore. :(
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby TheTurtle » Sat 05 Jan 2008, 19:41:02

I did a search on his user name and found that he posted normally through August of 2006.

Then, on September 1st of that year,
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', 'Y')es, I saw a woman walking her dog today.

The problem is that I think it only happened in my brain. Some kind of hallucination.

I don't think it really happened! I think they use paper. And it feels like cold rubber. Cold but not warm in some strange way. Something like that.

What do you think?

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He then disappeared for 8 months.

In April of 2007,
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'A')lright, schwein, I'll bite. Funny, ha ha! Looks like I got to you, buddy. I've seeped into your consciousness and now you are showing us all that you are fascinated by PMS. You have dressed me up as Kurt Godel and declared your location to be in "Godel's anus". Heh, heh. BTW, did you know what happened to the English King Longshank's son Edward II, the gay one? Look it up.


Well it’s actually Bob Lazar. My avatar I mean.

He was involved in that by now famous Tom deLay / Tori Amos incident in Egypt where they found a Greek foreskin in a secret chamber under the Sphinx.

Tori later brought the foreskin to Indiana where Kate Bush stole it and sold it to Bob. I don’t know what happened to the foreskin after that but I fought a parasitic infestation by drinking diesel and then I got married. And then I got interested in shortwave radio plastic and honey bees. And to do things later, and Slovenia.


And he hasn't been heard from since. I also noted that his location is now given as Borneo, rather than Germany. From the looks of those last two posts, I think we can conclude that PMS sent him over the edge and he is now living a Paul Gauguin-like life in Borneo, passing away the days painting bare breasted Polynesian women and wondering whether the world has peaked or not.
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Sat 05 Jan 2008, 19:56:34

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('TheTurtle', 'A')nd he hasn't been heard from since. I also noted that his location is now given as Borneo, rather than Germany. From the looks of those last two posts, I think we can conclude that PMS sent him over the edge and he is now living a Paul Gauguin-like life in Borneo, passing away the days painting bare breasted Polynesian women and wondering whether the world has peaked or not.


Nah. His last post was from an IP that traces to Deutsche Telekom AG in Nurenberg Germany.

Maybe he thinks he's in Borneo. :-D
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby eastbay » Sat 05 Jan 2008, 20:14:04

Sounds like him... wandering around Borneo looking for Polynesians.
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 05 Jan 2008, 21:50:58

There he is!
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby I_Like_Plants » Sat 05 Jan 2008, 22:20:52

Hm, Turtle from what you show as his last post, he may have been having some..... problems. I used to know someone who said they saw hallucinations - she'd see the face of one of her cats or something in mid-air, pretty weird. These things do happen, and the peak age of onset is early adulthood, 20s to maybe early 30s.

I hope he is OK and getting help.

You can count on some of the assholes on here to kick someone when they're down, or just well, provide an atmosphere that's asshole-friendly and not useful to anyone else.

I'm not going to go further into theories as to who drove a decent and thoughtful poster away except to say again, it's no wonder Monte left.
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 05 Jan 2008, 23:32:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('I_Like_Plants', 'H')m, Turtle from what you show as his last post, he may have been having some..... problems. I used to know someone who said they saw hallucinations - she'd see the face of one of her cats or something in mid-air, pretty weird. These things do happen, and the peak age of onset is early adulthood, 20s to maybe early 30s.

I hope he is OK and getting help.

You can count on some of the assholes on here to kick someone when they're down, or just well, provide an atmosphere that's asshole-friendly and not useful to anyone else.

I'm not going to go further into theories as to who drove a decent and thoughtful poster away except to say again, it's no wonder Monte left.
Heinstacks, the decent and thoughtful poster. LOL. That guy was a major comedic talent. But decent and thoughtful? You better watch what you eat out of the dumpsters, dude.
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby whatpeak » Sun 06 Jan 2008, 00:23:21

Vintage Schweinshaxe

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')I'm sorry PMS, but your new avatar doesn't... hmmm... rock...
I'm supposed to think some Euroslut like you should tell me that R. Crumb doesn't, uhm, rock? Well, OK, how's this one?


The first question to your slightly demented post would be why you changed "Eurosleazeball" to "Euroslut". Editing is cheating!

Now, that new bearded Jesus avatar you have now is even worse than the Crumb one. I know that Jesus had a big white beard because my mother told me that Jesus would come down from Heaven and cut off my dick if I didn't eat the goose liver mousse when I was a kid.

If you want to experience some really exciting "Eurosluts", instead of my 30 something old crusty ass, I suggest that you subscribe to hungarianhoneys <dot> com. or something... Mmmmm! Hungarian and Czech chicks... :razz:
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby I_Like_Plants » Sun 06 Jan 2008, 15:51:12

Yeah he was pretty cool. Unlike the fucktards around here sitting in their million-dollar houses cutting down everyone who wasn't born with a gold dick up their ass.

It's no wonder Monte left. Maybe some judicious banning is in order.
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Sun 18 May 2008, 15:37:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '[')url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=DOi8fGCT5G0]There he is![/url]


Stay on topic, fucktard.

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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 18 May 2008, 17:49:38

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '[')url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=DOi8fGCT5G0]There he is![/url]


Stay on topic, fucktard.

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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Sun 18 May 2008, 18:31:09

oh cool, hey Schwein!
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 18 May 2008, 19:34:44

You see, schweinie, you're adored here. I've liked your style of posting, too. Least you could do is post a few more times before you leave again. You used to post lot's of stuff. So what's with the guerilla warfare post once and vanish crap?
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby eastbay » Sun 18 May 2008, 19:46:48

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '[')url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=DOi8fGCT5G0]There he is![/url]


Stay on topic, retard.

Thank you for your cooperation.


No swearing. This is a thread about getting schwein back. I'm not going to allow this thread to get derailed by idiotic cussing.

Nice bump. Come back Schwein!!
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 18 May 2008, 19:58:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '
')No swearing. This is a thread about getting schwein back. I'm not going to allow this thread to get derailed by idiotic cussing.

Nice bump. Come back Schwein!!
Come back Schwein?? No way he's coming back if you are going to take over as the Churchlady anti-swearing vigilante committee. That's Schweinie's bread and butter, cussing. Back off, eb. I thought his use of "fucktard" showed a charming sense of appreciation for English earthy language for a Swede.
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Re: I miss Schweinshaxe

Unread postby roccman » Sun 18 May 2008, 20:05:22

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '[')url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=DOi8fGCT5G0]There he is![/url]


Stay on topic, fucktard.

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