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If there was another you, would you have sex with yourself?

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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby bodigami » Sat 03 May 2008, 03:07:35

well, I will reply in 2 parts.

1) as girlfriend I prefer someone that seduces me in a way that express with honesty "I love you and will like to have sex with you, NOW!". But I was asocial for almost 2 decades... to resume it in a simple way (this is with the OP's asumption that it will be the equivalent of masturbation, no homosexuality, however weird it sounds); we will end up as good friends and there will be no sex.

2) if my next rebirth is as a human, it will be interesting to be a girl and masturbate... even with knowledge of my past (now current) life.

and this is me:
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 03:08:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', '[')img]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj260/TCoop6231/IMG000040.jpg[/img]

In case anyone was wondering what I look like...

(But no, I would not have sex with myself. I don't think I could be friends with myself after something like that)



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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Heineken » Sat 03 May 2008, 10:17:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', '[')img]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj260/TCoop6231/IMG000040.jpg[/img]

In case anyone was wondering what I look like...

(But no, I would not have sex with myself. I don't think I could be friends with myself after something like that)


My God, Tyler, you look like a cute, fuzzy little choirboy.

Profoundly different from the mental constuct I had of you.

It's creepy when we see pics of the people we've discoursed with all this time.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby drew » Sat 03 May 2008, 10:35:32

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'W')ould you ???


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Now I am sporting a high and tight (buzz cut)


Alexander the Great stopped gettin' it done, huh?

Is that you or is that one of your minions for your new "house boy" service for old ladies?


Yes, that is me. I look a retard./.. I know


That pic is ok except for one thing.

Pull up your shorts for christ sakes!

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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Aaron » Sat 03 May 2008, 10:38:46

Never can tell just who you're talkin' to on the ole' Internets eh?

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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby drew » Sat 03 May 2008, 10:42:36

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Aaron', '[')img]http://lh5.ggpht.com/AaronEDunlap/SBxqfKr4_NI/AAAAAAAACyI/7bktL1dVhog/ad1%20004.jpg[/img]

Never can tell just who you're talkin' to on the ole' Internets eh?


?????? pic link isn't working
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby drew » Sat 03 May 2008, 10:47:04

I am a dumb fuck aren't I? Jason's picture's 'properties' says it all doesn't it?
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Lumpy » Sat 03 May 2008, 10:56:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Lumpy', 'T')he main theme is "I'm so much cooler on line."
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Just what I was thinking Lump, especially when that pic was copied more than me and my Ozark Lobster.


What I don't understand about that video, is how can some dude have such a high opinion of himself that he would create a video where he would basically claim that he is so ideal and amazing that some worthless pizza delivery dude would feel the need to be him.

That dumb fucker has got some serious egotistical problems.



Jason, that song was written as a spoof about how many people (maybe not you as you claim, but MANY people) misrepresent themselves online ... and just way "cooler" than they (think they) really are, in real life.

If you watched the whole video, you see that in the end, the pizza guy (who was George on Seinfeld, and who directed the video) ends up with the girl he has been "spying" on the whole time -- that blond who has been trying to flirt back with him, but he was too shy to respond, or just "didn't get it."

So the REAL point was "be yourself, and you'll discover your own joy-path in your back yard."

And, BTW, Brad Paisley is not a dumb f***er.

Have fun squirrel hunting with Pops -- who I hope doesn't turn out to be way different than HE is online! I like him just the way he is ... crawdads and all. ;-)

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PS - Jason - I would post a photo, but I dont know how to get one here. Tried to post one to the forum designed for posting photos, but couldn't make it work. Could you either post here, or PM me with the instructions? Thanks
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby drew » Sat 03 May 2008, 12:00:23

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Aaron', 'N')ever can tell just who you're talkin' to on the ole' Internets eh?

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You look freaky in braids!

But then so would I...

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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby BigTex » Sat 03 May 2008, 12:49:43

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', '[')img]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj260/TCoop6231/IMG000040.jpg[/img]

In case anyone was wondering what I look like...

(But no, I would not have sex with myself. I don't think I could be friends with myself after something like that)


My God, Tyler, you look like a cute, fuzzy little choirboy.

Profoundly different from the mental constuct I had of you.

It's creepy when we see pics of the people we've discoursed with all this time.


Yes, this whole matter of putting bodies with these voices out in the ether can be a little unnerving.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Bas » Sat 03 May 2008, 13:20:37

I'd definately become friends with me, me seems a guy that can teach me alot about myself. Also we could go on holiday and get eachother laid with hawt chicks.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby PrairieMule » Sat 03 May 2008, 13:31:32

This a trick, like the "Cousin Walter" trap from Clerks.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby MD » Sat 03 May 2008, 13:36:52

Sex is all about having contact with another, at many levels.

Therefore I cannot possibly have sex with myself, even if I were two... or not, as it were.

The rest is all fluff.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 14:34:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'M')i a little cynical about heretics...Jason I thought you said you have been badly burned? Where are the scars? On the inside? namaste

On my back and lower legs. Its not that terrible, but you can tell if you look. I will take a photo of it one of these days and post, so you can see it.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 14:37:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Tyler_JC', '[')img]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj260/TCoop6231/IMG000040.jpg[/img]

In case anyone was wondering what I look like...

(But no, I would not have sex with myself. I don't think I could be friends with myself after something like that)


My God, Tyler, you look like a cute, fuzzy little choirboy.

Profoundly different from the mental constuct I had of you.

It's creepy when we see pics of the people we've discoursed with all this time.


Yes, this whole matter of putting bodies with these voices out in the ether can be a little unnerving.


Yea, it is interesting. We build up these mental images of how each of us look and it is really something else when we actually see each other. It would be amazing if sometime down the road we can setup a meetup, sort of like a peak oil mixer and barbQ

Maybe we can convince oilycasandra to come to and perform a nice strip show
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby mos6507 » Sat 03 May 2008, 15:13:37

If Big Tex doesn't look like Bruce Campbell I'll be very disappointed.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Denny » Sat 03 May 2008, 16:33:26

I am far too boring to have sex with.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 16:42:50

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Denny', 'I') am far too boring to have sex with.


Don't say that. You are quite exciting I am sure you would be a great lover for you to sleep with.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby mercurygirl » Sat 03 May 2008, 16:46:56

Interesting thought experiment.

Since none of us are complete, we look for something to fill in our gaps, so to speak. In that sense, I really wouldn't want myself.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Tyler_JC » Sat 03 May 2008, 16:55:20

I tried to find a picture of myself that looked at innocent as possible. :)

I'm a 19-year-old college student. That's my dorm room in the background.

People always assume I'm in my 30s in this forum...

I might get a different response if I put this picture up instead:

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