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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby BigTex » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:57:22

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'W')ould you ???
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Now I am sporting a high and tight (buzz cut)

Alexander the Great stopped gettin' it done, huh?
Is that you or is that one of your minions for your new "house boy" service for old ladies?

Yes, that is me. I look a retard./.. I know

What was the occasion for that photo?

Did you use it for your Christmas cards?
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Fri 02 May 2008, 23:59:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Lumpy', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'W')ould you ???
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Now I am sporting a high and tight (buzz cut)

http://www.cmt.com/videos/brad-paisley/ ... line.jhtml
Ah, Jason, Jason ... you (and everyone else) MUST watch this video. (Takes a while to load -- SO WORTH IT!)
The main theme is "I'm so much cooler on line." Hey, Jason, if the the song fits, sing it, dude ;-)
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btw, you can be in shape, and still be a giant nerd. :)
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:01:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'W')ould you ???
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Now I am sporting a high and tight (buzz cut)

Alexander the Great stopped gettin' it done, huh?
Is that you or is that one of your minions for your new "house boy" service for old ladies?

Yes, that is me. I look a retard./.. I know

What was the occasion for that photo?
Did you use it for your Christmas cards?

Sigma party, I just like that photo, it looks better than most other photos I take. Which is fucking sad, I swear when I look in the mirror I don't see someone who looks mentally handicapped, yet every damn photo I take, just like this one makes me look like I have downs
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby mercurygirl » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:04:27

Muy bonito = very fine.

Sometimes I wish I was 25 again. Then I slap me in the face to bring me to my senses.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby BigTex » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:04:39

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'S')igma party, I just like that photo, it looks better than most other photos I take. Which is fucking sad, I swear when I look in the mirror I don't see someone who looks mentally handicapped, yet every damn photo I take, just like this one makes me look like I have downs


You may have that body dysmorphic thing going, because I don't see any obvious defect.

In fact, it sort of looks like Michelangelo's "David" with a backup head on it.

Maybe something like an early practice run for "David." I think he called it "Dwayne."
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:06:00

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', 'w')hut
He wrote "Love Against Death" and many other mind-stretchers. When I was younger, I loved to tackle this kind of stuff. Now that I'm older, I want to tackle it again.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:07:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'S')igma party, I just like that photo, it looks better than most other photos I take. Which is fucking sad, I swear when I look in the mirror I don't see someone who looks mentally handicapped, yet every damn photo I take, just like this one makes me look like I have downs


You may have that body dysmorphic thing going, because I don't see any obvious defect.

In fact, it sort of looks like Michelangelo's David with a backup head on it.



you mean truck ran over head? In which case, I would agree, other than being in shape, I know I am but ugly.. Crap should have seen me three years ago before I started getting in shape, I was 270lbs, with that head only it was much fatter. At least tex will admit I look like I got beat up by the ugly stick. It don't bother me to admit the only thing I got going for me is a decent body. But it took a lot of work and I pretty much have to kill myself to maintain it.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:08:16

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', 'M')uy bonito = very fine.

Sometimes I wish I was 25 again. Then I slap me in the face to bring me to my senses.


You flatter me, but I think you might want to get a stronger eye prescription, but thanks.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:13:19

I really would like see pics of the rest of you. I have always wondered what everyone looked like.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby mercurygirl » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:19:27

Didn't you see the "Sexy" thread?
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:22:44

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', 'D')idn't you see the "Sexy" thread?


I don't think so, but I will look for it
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby threadbear » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:31:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Heineken', '[')

The situation I'm discussing would be literally impossible. So this is entirely a thought game.

One of the challenges is my conveying, and your receiving, what I mean.


I have no desire to have sex with myself, but already feel that my personality and soul are spread out across a wide spectrum of individuals living what you would call, for lack of better terms, synchronistic lives.

Should you meet your exact double, your personalities would, to some degree, merge, if you are sharing time and space, so having sex with this entity would be pretty much the same as masterbation, pretty much the same quality.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:37:10

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', 'D')idn't you see the "Sexy" thread?


Any pointers, I am not finding it, but I did rediscover the masterbation thread.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Pops » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:39:38

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Lumpy', 'T')he main theme is "I'm so much cooler on line."
Lumpy

Just what I was thinking Lump, especially when that pic was copied more than me and my Ozark Lobster.
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:49:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Lumpy', 'T')he main theme is "I'm so much cooler on line."
Lumpy

Just what I was thinking Lump, especially when that pic was copied more than me and my Ozark Lobster.


What I don't understand about that video, is how can some dude have such a high opinion of himself that he would create a video where he would basically claim that he is so ideal and amazing that some worthless pizza delivery dude would feel the need to be him.

That dumb fucker has got some serious egotistical problems.


Hey pops, did you know that we are basically neighbors. Feel like going squirrel hunting sometime?
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 00:57:56

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Shannymara', 'P')ops, I hope you are not questioning your lovely wife's taste. :)


I wnated to ask, What is exactly is a semi-retired admin
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby mercurygirl » Sat 03 May 2008, 01:24:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', 'D')idn't you see the "Sexy" thread?


Any pointers, I am not finding it, but I did rediscover the masturbation thread.


Here ya go! Link
It was the sexiest member of '07 and it dropped off with no vote.

Sorry your thread is getting derailed, Heineken. Hopefully, we can get back to your original idea. I'm detecting some typical spring season behaviour around here, so you had to know the thread would devolve!
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby jasonraymondson » Sat 03 May 2008, 01:29:22

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', 'D')idn't you see the "Sexy" thread?


Any pointers, I am not finding it, but I did rediscover the masturbation thread.


Here ya go! Link
It was the sexiest member of '07 and it dropped off with no vote.

Sorry your thread is getting derailed, Heineken. Hopefully, we can get back to your original idea. I'm detecting some typical spring season behaviour around here, so you had to know the thread would devolve!


Well if that is what you look like. Wowsers
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Pops » Sat 03 May 2008, 01:29:52

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Shannymara', 'P')ops, I hope you are not questioning your lovely wife's taste. :)

Like I said somewhere before Shanny: "better lucky than good"
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Re: If there was another you, would you have sex with yourse

Unread postby Tyler_JC » Sat 03 May 2008, 02:46:54

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In case anyone was wondering what I look like...

(But no, I would not have sex with myself. I don't think I could be friends with myself after something like that)
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