[Daculling]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('rdberg1957', 'a')nyone have any peak oil jokes?

[PrairieMule]

One night a burglar breaks into the home of a Amish family. The amish man confronts him with a double barrel shotgun. The burglar smiles because he knows the Amish man won't shoot. So the Amish man says to the burglar "Brother I don't wish to harm thee, but you are standing where I aim to shoot".

[Homesteader]

So the head of CERA, Daniel Yergin, decides to go for a relaxing hike in the woods. He goes farther than he intends and on the way back it grows dark. He soon loses his way and starts thrashing through the woods. After what seems an eternity to him he comes to a wide swift flowing river.

He looks upstream and downstream but doesn't see a way to cross this river. Movement on the other side catches his eye and he sees Saudi King Abdullah gazing meditatively back at him.

Daniel, recognizing the King, yells "how do I get to the other side?"

King Abdullah serenely replies "You are on the other side".


The Dali Lama while strolling around Manhattan gets hungry. Going up to a street vendor he orders a hot dog with the works. The vendor, recognizing his holiness, creates a masterpiece in just a few seconds and hands it proudly to the Dali Lama. Impressed, his holiness compliments the vendor on the speedy service and hands over a $20.

He waits, but the vendor makes no move to break the $20. Finally, impatient his holiness inquires as to where his change is.

"Ahhhh" says the hot dog vendor, "change takes time".