[Aaron]

http://www.imageshack.com offers free online image hosting.

At some point I'll close the thread for entries and add a poll to vote for your favorites. The winner gets a special member tag where your rank is now.

And you get to pick what it says! (within reason)

So... Aaron's fetus says...



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[RedStateGreen]

[jasonraymondson]

How is this a photoshop contest, if all we are going to do is replace text?

[pitbull]

way to be a party pooper.

[mercurygirl]

You need to post a pic of the two (three) of you with balloons. Aaron sez, "so honey, what did you do today?" She sez, "I grew a head, yeah that's right buddy, inside my body".

Oh, and please post an ultrasound pic at about 20 weeks and we can try to guess the gender! Much more fun than just being told.

[Aaron]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', 'Y')ou need to post a pic of the two (three) of you with balloons. Aaron sez, "so honey, what did you do today?" She sez, "I grew a head, yeah that's right buddy, inside my body".

Oh, and please post an ultrasound pic at about 20 weeks and we can try to guess the gender! Much more fun than just being told.

[RedStateGreen]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Aaron', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', 'Y')ou need to post a pic of the two (three) of you with balloons. Aaron sez, "so honey, what did you do today?" She sez, "I grew a head, yeah that's right buddy, inside my body".

Oh, and please post an ultrasound pic at about 20 weeks and we can try to guess the gender! Much more fun than just being told.

[emersonbiggins]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('mercurygirl', '
')Oh, and please post an ultrasound pic at about 20 weeks and we can try to guess the gender! Much more fun than just being told.

[emersonbiggins]

No love for my juvenile hijinx?

[mercurygirl]

Cute, emerson, but no cigar.

Here's the plan. When you get to the 20 week ultrasound, tell the tech that you want a couple of money shots, but by no means to let you guys know the gender. Then post them here with a poll. I bet I or any of the other moms (or dads) here can figure it out easily.

Oh, and catch up on your sleep.

[jasonraymondson]

I will place a $100.00 bet with anyone that it turns out to be a girl

[efarmer]

Hi Daddy,

Is it true I am a little Java applet running on the end of an
organic T1 line?

What does my host system look like, is she pretty?

Say hello to an 800 gram gorilla.

Hey code warrior, you and me are going to spend
some quality bottle time in the middle of the night.


Hey Pops, when is the new module scheduled for release?

[Aaron]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'I') will place a $100.00 bet with anyone that it turns out to be a girl

[gnm]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Aaron', 'Y')ou have to go back almost 90 years to find a girl born to my family.

Although my brother has 2 little girls.

[JPL]

OK my entries (grin):

#1 "I wanna complain to the management right now! I don't care who you get, who you have to wake up, just do it, OK?"

#2 "Oh God, not again....."

#3 "I asked everyone I knew for a BRAIN and all I got was this stupid planet and a standard-issue dickie. What do I do now??"

JP

[static66]

4 slides-
#1. all right, calm down.... either I am growing or this place is shrinking.....
#2. WTF!?.. what was that???? (ultrasound wand goes over stomach) This f-in place is shrinking!!!
#3. All right, obviously I have to find a way out of this freaking deathtrap!
#4. Arrrghh, I have to get my head into that little hole, this is gonna hurt like hell!!! Here goes!

Good luck little one.....

[SpringCreekFarm]

"I guess the tinfoil condom didn't work"

[medicvet]

#1. It sure is nice and cosy here

#2. At least a little room to kick and stretch

#3. Starting to get a little bit crowded tho

#4. So as soon as there is no womb at the inn I am checking out.

:D