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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Last_Laff » Fri 21 Mar 2008, 01:19:28

eastbay... SHADDAHELLAP!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Fri 21 Mar 2008, 01:35:23

Got Dharma?

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby BigTex » Fri 21 Mar 2008, 01:46:07

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PrairieMule » Fri 21 Mar 2008, 16:50:56

(X-MEN! SENTINELS HAVE DETECTED THIS UNESSESARY MUTANT FLAMING ACTIVITY AND ARE TEARING THE ROOF OFF THE MANSION! THIS IS NOT A DANGER ROOM SCENARIO, REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DANGER ROOM SCENARIO.-CEASE ALL MUTANT FLAMING! SHUT YOUR TRAP- THIS IS A DIRECT COMMAND )
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Fri 21 Mar 2008, 17:48:45

Your ass may be way up in the air but your heart is in
the right spot Mr. Clean, and now that you have teamed
up with Frebreze Freshness I look forward to buying your
fine product via emails offers from Nigeria. Do you ever wish
like I do that your browser had a sniffer?
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PrairieMule » Fri 21 Mar 2008, 19:15:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', ' ')I look forward to buying your
fine product via emails offers from Nigeria.


Soon the Wal Marts no longer carry the unsafe Chinese goods. Soon it flow with unsafe more affordable consumer goods made in Nigeria!

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Do no like dat? Be good patriot-Shut your trap!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Fri 21 Mar 2008, 21:46:35

Ebony and Decidery, sit together in perfect harmony.

Hey, why doesn't Son of a Bush have a skypiece
on his hard noggin as cool as the brother's?
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Sat 22 Mar 2008, 00:32:59

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'E')bony and Decidery, sit together in perfect harmony.

Hey, why doesn't Son of a Bush have a skypiece
on his hard noggin as cool as the brother's?


When I was in college (the second time) a professor (White, liberal, etc... ) used to walk around campus all dressed up in African drag like homie there seated in the PIX with Dr War Maniac.

One day, he walked by me and a few friends. For some unknown reason, as my synapses were firing away in their usual creative fashion, I blurted out to him this question in these exact words: 'Hey, what's with the get up?' He turned to me with a real ugly expression on his face and told me to:

SHUT UP

I immediately did as told. It was really hilarious. An honest to goodness Kodak moment, that's for certain. For both of us.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PrairieMule » Sat 22 Mar 2008, 16:35:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'E')bony and Decidery, sit together in perfect harmony.

Hey, why doesn't Son of a Bush have a skypiece
on his hard noggin as cool as the brother's?


When I was in college (the second time) a professor (White, liberal, etc... ) used to walk around campus all dressed up in African drag like homie there seated in the PIX with Dr War Maniac.

One day, he walked by me and a few friends. For some unknown reason, as my synapses were firing away in their usual creative fashion, I blurted out to him this question in these exact words: 'Hey, what's with the get up?' He turned to me with a real ugly expression on his face and told me to:

SHUT UP

I immediately did as told. It was really hilarious. An honest to goodness Kodak moment, that's for certain. For both of us.


The higher an ape climbs up a tree, the more he exposes his bald ass to the world.

Funny story EB.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:05:45

Thanks PM. :)

It wasn't all that funny at the time, however. In fact, it was exactly the sort of thing that could adversely effect one's GPA. But in time it went from 'oops' to 'funny' where it's remained.

NOW SHUT UP
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 24 Mar 2008, 12:45:19

New members who in their very first postings on this wonderful website start blasting away at the rest of us need to learn to:

SHUT THEIR TRAPS!

What's wrong with them anyhow?? :x
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Iaato » Sat 29 Mar 2008, 13:57:26

An' anuther thing.

These boys who are all worried about their piece of the kingdom, who run around peeing on other boys feet, and the trees, and occasionally they miss and pee on the girls' feet too. And then there are the ones who want a whole kingdom, and they open the portcullis while I'm standing on the drawbridge and pee on my head.

They need to all

SHUT THEIR YAPS.

And zip their zippers, too.

You're going to have to start charging for this Unloading Service down here in the HOF, EastBay. It is very therapeutic.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Thu 03 Apr 2008, 00:02:24

I saw on a recent thread where some people were spouting off about how nice it is to eat birds and animals. I can't believe people would actually admit participating in such shocking madness.

They really, really do need to:

SHUT THEIR STINKING TRAPS!!

And keep this vile behavior of theirs to themselves. Or better yet, repent and reform.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Thu 03 Apr 2008, 00:27:44

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Thu 03 Apr 2008, 00:30:46

Yeah Donny, you just SHUT UP!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Pops » Thu 03 Apr 2008, 14:47:40

I'm thinking the various Vegans, Vegetarians, Air Eaters, Anarchist, Wannabe Aborigines and their Pinko,Terrorist ilk around here should
Stick A (organically grown, seedball & companion planted, free-range, hand-picked/corded/spun/dyed/woven) Sock In It!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Iaato » Thu 03 Apr 2008, 14:49:42

Yeah, Donny, SHUT UP.

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby hubbertspeak7777777 » Thu 03 Apr 2008, 18:57:39

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby hornofhubris » Thu 03 Apr 2008, 21:08:19

Everyone who awakens from a long slumber after the big
cheap energy and credit fiesta and wants to scapegoat
the guys who beat them with sticks while they were full
of tequila and dressed up as pinatas:

SHUT YOUR BIG FLAPPING NACHO MULCHERS!

Edited to remove horrible insult that made my horn
heat up and burnt my insulting lips. Serves me right
and now I will SHUT MY CRUEL GOBBLER.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Fri 04 Apr 2008, 00:19:03

Anyone who says mean things to others needs to:

SHUT THEIR MOUTH!
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