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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:44:14

For the rest of the day, I'm going to,

SHUT MY TRAP!!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 13:25:35

Eastbay, now that you have promised to shut your trap all day,
be sure to blow your nose so it is clear. Otherwise you might black
out and that stogie would drop into your lap and burn your little
spam javelin before you wake up again. Also since you know
what I am talking out of, when you come back tomorrow would
you put your head down there so I can whisper a few sweet
nothings to you?
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 19:35:40

Anyone saying oil will be cheap again needs to:

SHUT THIER STINKING TRAPS!!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby PrairieMule » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 20:35:05

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', ' ')
SHUT YOUR TRAPS.


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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby BigTex » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 22:48:40

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', ' ')
SHUT YOUR TRAPS.


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Dammit Jim!

Just when we get them to close their stinking traps, they start bitching with their MINDS!!!!!!

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Lighthouse » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:26:15

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', ' ')
SHUT YOUR TRAPS.


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Dammit Jim!

Just when we get them to close their stinking traps, they start bitching with their MINDS!!!!!!

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Mon 10 Mar 2008, 23:37:23

Chuck Norris needs to:

PUT A SOCK IN IT!!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Iaato » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 02:01:50

Would all of you guys just STFU? Well, I thought it was all guys until Threadbear chimed in. I am so tired of all of you. Eastbay the commie, Big Tex who appears to be suffering from MPD, efarmer, who I can't keep straight from treefarmer half the time, Prairie, who likes to abuse mules, the obnoxious euros like Bas, the wanna-be-euros like Lighthouse, the smug farmers like Pops, Lumpy, who clearly has a case of OCD, Jason with the cow-porn, you are all so, so obnoxious. Can't you find something better to do with your time?
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 11:43:49

Iaato you and that stupid little tropical bear need to:

SHUT UP NOW!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Pops » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:51:08

Yea Iaato what EB said, tell it to Teddy, Uaato Shut Your Trap!

Oh and by the way EB when I smugly suggested in another thread you take a short trip over to Sutter Creek, CA I thought you were located in the east bay of San Francisco.

So I guess I'd better Shut my Pie-Hole!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 18:05:56

Hey Iaato, put an apple in your mouth, the bear is in
the mood for a Luau. I'm sure it's mouth is watering
for something that is almost all delicious vowel with
just a single "t" bone to nibble around.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 20:29:50

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Pops', 'Y')ea Iaato what EB said, tell it to Teddy, Uaato Shut Your Trap!

Oh and by the way EB when I smugly suggested in another thread you take a short trip over to Sutter Creek, CA I thought you were located in the east bay of San Francisco.

So I guess I'd better Shut my Pie-Hole!


I once did, and no longer do Pops. Sutter Creek is a mighty long drive and I ain't gonna do it to take a peek at something.

So why don't you just SHUT YOUR TRAP! And quit using idiotic colloquialisms like 'pie-hole', which to most people has no meaning whatsoever.

Especially to Europeans most of whom can't even speak English properly so they need to SHUT THEIR MOUTHS TOO!!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Pops » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 20:57:51

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('eastbay', 'A')nd quit using idiotic colloquialisms like 'pie-hole', which to most people has no meaning whatsoever.


I looked it up and my old California dictionary says Shut your Pie-Hole translates for those of little intelligence, reading or breeding posting on the internet as:

Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Trap



(Yea, Sutter Creek is a nice weekend drive from Berkley but a little long from Portland or wherever)
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Iaato » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 21:31:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'H')ey Iaato, put an apple in your mouth, the bear is in
the mood for a Luau. I'm sure it's mouth is watering
for something that is almost all delicious vowel with
just a single "t" bone to nibble around.


I'll just come bite on your toes, and whatever else starts with a t. . . . It's a been a long dark winter, and I'm up, and grumpy, and hungry, and looking for dinner. No pig for me. I prefer farmer.

You're such a comodian.
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 22:11:07

You should find treefarmer, he starts with a "t" and I'll
bet he is as tender as a mother's love and sweet as
honey to boot. Is that lone palm tree the only woods
for the bear to shit in? Be careful, it looks like it could
be one of those bipolar bears. Gotta scoot before
Che Ziplips comes back on guard duty. Toodaloo!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby basil_hayden » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 22:41:33

SILENCE!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby Iaato » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 22:47:12

Bite me, farmer. I prefer funny farmers to cornycopians. Too much starch in that treefarmer. Here are my trees. I scratch my sharp claws on them and eat the baleen fronds if I can't find farmers to eat. And yes, I poop here, because it's right next to the whale carcass dump where I eat. Wanna' make something of it?

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 23:40:47

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Iaato', 'B')ite me, farmer. I prefer funny farmers to cornycopians. Too much starch in that treefarmer. Here are my trees. I scratch my sharp claws on them and eat the baleen fronds if I can't find farmers to eat. And yes, I poop here, because it's right next to the whale carcass dump where I eat. Wanna' make something of it?

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That Khazar pervert governor of New York should learn to:

SHUT HIS PIE HOLE!!

Make something of that!
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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby efarmer » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 23:50:52

I enjoy taunting you here Eastbay but in my heart, dearest
comrade, I worry about how snippy you are getting. It has
been a long time since the Revolution and it get's lonely,
no? I don't normally play Cupid, but I think I have found
the girl of your dreams. I just want to see you happy like
the old times amigo.

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Re: Shut Your Dirty Stinking Filthy Rotten Traps

Unread postby eastbay » Tue 11 Mar 2008, 23:59:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('efarmer', 'I') enjoy taunting you here Eastbay but in my heart, dearest
comrade, I worry about how snippy you are getting. It has
been a long time since the Revolution and it get's lonely,
no? I don't normally play Cupid, but I think I have found
the girl of your dreams. I just want to see you happy like
the old times amigo.


I'm far happier than I've ever been efarmer. Thanks for asking. Seriously. No kidding on that point.

You know we'll see another communist revolution before long. Many of them, in fact. This year. Next year. Maybe 10 years from now, but it's just a matter of time. Remember that one thing that makes for a fertile grounds for making socialism happen? Yup.... poverty. We're going to see lots of that fairly soon. And when that happens the rich need to:

WATCH OUT!!!

If her cigar is Cuban, she's all mine!! :)
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