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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby topcat » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 00:17:34

53 and not a virgin!!!
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby bodigami » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 00:22:00

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('FreakOil', '(')...)But you need to get over your hang-ups. I'm upset too about all the silly shopaholics in my city; my chances of finding anything long-term here are almost nil. (Actually, I met a cute girl at the art gallery on my lunch break. This might be interesting. Fingers crossed.) That shouldn't stop me from getting laid, though, and it doesn't.

oh, a rare find. I found one few months ago. didn't ask her telephone, but we should see each other at the bus when classes re-start...
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('FreakOil', 'J')ust go to a party, talk a load of bollocks about whatever and get on with it. Forget Peak Oil for a little while. Just play games, lie, act, do what needs to be done. Forget about the other people in your town and all that other hogwash. In my experience, "lone wolf" tactics work the best. Leave your friends at home. You need to focus. (...)

nah, I prefer MORPG for "blissfull ignorance". I don't stand the smell of tobacco and the taste of beer... so I dislike bars.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby BigTex » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 00:23:36

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Nicholai', 'D')idn't know I was gonna get so much flack for being a virgin. What if I fell on a gopher hole one time in BC and there was clearly entry? Does that count?


If you are interested in ending your time as a virgin, you should just start approaching women who are somewhat attractive to you and ask them if they would like to spend some time with you and if you got along perhaps you could have a sexual relationship. Just be real upbeat and positive about it.

Tell them you are a virgin and you have been saving yourself for the perfect woman. That will help.

If you apply this method diligently I guarantee you will not remain a virgin for more than another month or so.

Just be careful about doing this at work or at church.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby FreakOil » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 01:02:08

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('zensui', 'n')ah, I prefer MORPG for "blissfull ignorance"... I don't stand the smell of tobacco and the taste of beer... so I dislike bars.


What is MORPG?
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby Nicholai » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 01:49:50

Thanks Tex. I'll giver a shot.

It's just this incessant need to talk about peak oil and global politics that turns girls off. But I guess I'll dumb myself down if the benefits are so grande.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby Nicholai » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 01:50:07

Thanks Tex. I'll giver a shot.

It's just this incessant need to talk about peak oil and global politics that turns girls off. But I guess I'll dumb myself down to a thoughtless charmer if the benefits are so grande.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby BigTex » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 01:57:06

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Nicholai', 'T')hanks Tex. I'll giver a shot.

It's just this incessant need to talk about peak oil and global politics that turns girls off. But I guess I'll dumb myself down if the benefits are so grande.


Don't talk about peak oil or global politics at all. Go to your local grocery store and buy four magazines near the checkout counter that have glamorous women or celebrities in distress on the covers. Study these magazines closely. When you are talking to women weave what you have learned in the magazines into the conversation. Make it clear you are interested in getting to know her and that you want to have a sexual relationship. She will appreciate your honesty and focus. Shower her with attention, gifts and affection, and everything will take care of itself.

After you have had your sexual relations and you want to get rid of her, THEN start talking about peak oil and global politics.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby Nicholai » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 01:59:23

(me and Tex slap five and crack a beer)...(seriously I'm drinking beer right now)
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby BigTex » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 02:08:25

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Nicholai', '(')me and Tex slap five and crack a beer)...(seriously I'm drinking beer right now)


Keep us updated on your progress. Get to know the special lady a little. It will make it more fun for both of you. Make sure to tell her you are a virgin, she will love to hear that. Tell her you have been saving yourself for her (which is sort of true).

When it comes time to seal the deal, imagine you are an Olympic rower, and set yourself up with a nice easy rhythmic stroke. Let her synch up with you and just enjoy yourself. Afterward, talk to her and cuddle a little and when you get ready to leave just start talking about peak oil and how doomed we all are.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby Nicholai » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 02:19:48

Talk to her about peak oil? Hmmm? How would you talk to this girl about peak oil?

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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby FreakOil » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 02:23:12

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'A')fter you have had your sexual relations and you want to get rid of her, THEN start talking about peak oil and global politics.


And if she doesn't leave, you might have a keeper ... definitely if she makes breakfast. :-D
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby BigTex » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 02:24:19

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Nicholai', 'T')alk to her about peak oil? Hmmm? How would you talk to this girl about peak oil?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IgzIBwU-XMg


Tell her you don't really know anything about peak oil or global politics, but you heard that Julia Roberts was very interested in both and you thought that maybe the two of you could learn about them together.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby BigTex » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 02:26:23

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('FreakOil', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('BigTex', 'A')fter you have had your sexual relations and you want to get rid of her, THEN start talking about peak oil and global politics.


And if she doesn't leave, you might have a keeper ... definitely if she makes breakfast. :-D


No doubt. If you ever find a woman with whom you are emotionally and sexually compatible AND she is interested in peak oil, you have met your soul mate. Your search will be over.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby Nicholai » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 02:28:59

Tex you're an optimistic guy, I've tried talking to girls about it but they just laugh or don't bother to pursue it.

I've just come to terms with the fact that society doesn't value intelligent females...we value looks. This has answered my question towards why there are so few women in politics, philosophy or any intellectual field. They're shunned away by the pressures of looks over intelligence.

I'm looking for a nice mix of both but it's so hard to find. I've talked to girls who are interested in politics about peak oil but, as one example, she just got a new car and continues to fly out for all inclusive vacations. It's a loss on the peak oil front, hopefully the physical portion gets resolved.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby BigTex » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 02:34:01

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Nicholai', 'T')ex you're an optimistic guy, I've tried talking to girls about it but they just laugh or don't bother to pursue it.

I've just come to terms with the fact that society doesn't value intelligent females...we value looks. This has answered my question towards why there are so few women in politics, philosophy or any intellectual field. They're shunned away by the pressures of looks over intelligence.

I'm looking for a nice mix of both but it's so hard to find. I've talked to girls who are interested in politics about peak oil but, as one example, she just got a new car and continues to fly out for all inclusive vacations. It's a loss on the peak oil front, hopefully the physical portion gets resolved.


Put the PO stuff in your back pocket for now. Just focus on getting a good groove going with that special lady. Just make her feel good and let her make you feel good.

You're looking for a sexual partner not a debating partner.

You know what you've been doing wrong.

You may also want to get some new clothes and tighten up your personal hygiene and grooming.

Also, cast the net a little wider. If you are only meeting superficial chicks, maybe you are looking in the wrong places.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby Nicholai » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 02:38:05

You got it dude.

Give me 2 weeks and I will be victorious.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby Baldwin » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 03:00:31

18 and if you must know, virgin.

If I manage to go to Scotland for college, the virginity will go out the window before my parents get off the return flight to New York. Which should be Sept 22-Oct 1 2008.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby BigTex » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 10:01:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Baldwin', '1')8 and if you must know, virgin.

If I manage to go to Scotland for college, the virginity will go out the window before my parents get off the return flight to New York. Which should be Sept 22-Oct 1 2008.


Don't be in too big a rush. Just let it happen when the time is right.

Pick up a couple of Barry White CDs to help make every time the right time.
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby kpeavey » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:11:08

regardless of age, I am giving away a virginity deletion kit
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Re: Oldest and Youngest PO.com Members

Unread postby lotrfan55345 » Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:54:30

'mid teens'

I am Bill Clinton's definition of a virgin.
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