by Madpaddy » Wed 09 Feb 2005, 05:44:28
Deep in the heart of Ireland, Father O'Reilly was concerned that his flock was giving in to superstition, so in his Sunday sermon he took the congregation to task.
After explaining his concerns, he asked his flock, "How many of you believe in ghosts?"
20 parishioners raised their hands.
"Of those that believe in ghosts," he asked, "how many of you have actually SEEN a ghost?"
10 raise their hands.
"Of those of you that believe in ghosts and have seen ghosts, how many have actually SPOKEN to a ghost?"
3 reluctant souls raise their hands.
Getting a little testy, the father asks, "Okay, of those of you who believe in ghosts, have seen ghosts, and have spoken to ghosts, how many of you have had SEX with a ghost?"
From the back of the church a hand slowly rises...
"Andrew Murphy!" The father cried, "You haven't raised your hand throughout this discussion, but now you're telling me you've slept with a GHOST?"
"Oh, sorry, father," said poor old Andrew, "I thought you said GOAT."