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The White Kid And The Bears

Unread postby I_Like_Plants » Tue 18 Dec 2007, 21:55:40

OK first you MUST have watched the movie Grizzly Man before you are qualified to comment here OK? At least read the IMDB review. Grizzlys are warm, wonderful, clever, neato, animals. They will also EAT YOU.

Nough said. If you cannot "get" the simile, you are also not qualified to comment here. Discuss.
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Re: The White Kid And The Bears

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:41:17

I got news for you dude. Those cupie doll toe-head white kids have wrought death and destruction that a bear could never dream of. Bears know only claws and teeth and survival. It takes a far more malevolent mind to invent a nuclear bomb or hand out smallpox blankets. Never mind Jeffery Dahlmer. Curtis LeMay and Lord Jeffery Amherst are the ones to be afraid of.

There's plenty of room in the woods for me and the bears. I don't want to get all snuggle puss with them, but I also don't want to see them slaughter by small minded twits that have an innate need to annihilate anything that might pose the slightest risk. Life is about struggle. It's about give and take. If you win...if you kill all the bears...you've lost. It's good that there are things in the world that can eat you. It helps you remember your place in the order of things. Keeps you from becoming a driveling dolt with nothing more to neurotocize about than the price of gas and the lead content of your kid's toys.
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Re: The White Kid And The Bears

Unread postby I_Like_Plants » Tue 18 Dec 2007, 23:45:15

Exactly, let white kids be white kids. let bears be bears.

If the white kids mix with the bears they will be EATEN.

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Re: The White Kid And The Bears

Unread postby kadoomsoon » Tue 18 Dec 2007, 23:58:19

A can of starting fluid and a cigarette lighter will take care of bears or other eaters.
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