[PrairieMule]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kadoomsoon', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MD', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('kadoomsoon', 'I')
I..
I could have thrown an apple core out the window of my car sometimes...
I told myself I was feeding the birds.

[threadbear]

I love confessions. Okay, when I was four, I used to put my mother's weird conical bra on my head, using the cups for ears and pretended I was a cat.

[jesus_of_suburbia_old]

Ahmadinejad's face makes him look like he is about to do a bad Robert DeNiro impersonation.

[static66]

Ahmadinejad has a little dick, so does Putin... even his name is kinda a turnoff isn't it? Putin? Puny.... Ahmadinejad... sounds like a ED medication... come on shanny, don't try to suck up to the other side!!

[Chuckmak]

damn putin could whoop my tall, relatively skinny ass like it was nothing. i ain't realize dude was diesel like that. and dude can scrap? shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[Zardoz]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Eli', 'I') have looked into his eyes and I have seen his soul, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes like a doll's eyes, when he looks at you he doesn't seem to be living.

[mercurygirl]

Um, his eyes appear to be blue.

I think he's really hot, in a typically Slavic kinda way, as well as smart and funny.

Anybody remember this little newsflash? I thought I had seen it here...Vlad goes fishing:

[Bas]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Zardoz', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Eli', 'I') have looked into his eyes and I have seen his soul, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes like a doll's eyes, when he looks at you he doesn't seem to be living.

[Madpaddy]

This post reminds me of a story from my college days involving 2 army buddies. (names changed to protect identities)...

The girls in college used to go for the army guys although to be honest many of the girls left alot to be desired. Anyway...

One night one of the lads in a nightclub was well on his way to scoring so his buddy, out of luck that night, headed back to barracks.

The in luck guy brought his ladyfriend back to his room but his jilted buddy was lying in wait under the bed.

As the waves of passion engulfed the mating duo the jilted buddy reached out from under the bed and slapped his mate on the arse.

Without missing a stroke, the lucky one shouted back at his friend

"F.ck off Riley and get your own pig".

Oh, the romance of it all.

I don't know what the point of my post was.

[Madpaddy]

Shanny,

How tall are you. I went out for 2 years with a girl who was 4 inches taller than me and she liked to wear heels. It was an interesting experience. I'm only 5'6" .

But shur: Its not the size of the man in the fight, its the size of the fight in the man that counts.....

[PenultimateManStanding]

Man, you are small in stature but you are grand

[mercurygirl]

Paddy, are you calling us pigs?

Dammit, Shanny, now I can't stop.

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