holmes - What should his new classification be?

by **lateStarter** » Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:56:18

In light of the recent spat wrt 'elite/expert/village idiot' classifications, I have to ask: how should we classify one of our more prolific, always entertaining to read, posters: holmes (the man...)

If you are fairly new to PO, you should read all posts that he has ever posted. It will be worth your time (feel the rage)...

by **frankthetank** » Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:58:52

Pimp Daddy.

by **Ludi** » Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:01:10

"Giant Penis"

or some euphemism along those lines.....

you know - holmes, john, giant penis, nudge nudge, get it? get it?

Maybe "Enormous Prick"?

(just playing, holmes

)

by **lateStarter** » Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:10:18

Ok, I get it... But please post replies based on the content and perceived intent of his posts... Remember, he is an original member of my hand-selected PO.com debate team.

by **Ludi** » Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:14:25

Then I'll have to go for "Loose Cannon."

huh.....

by **mercurygirl** » Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:37:06

Debate Team members...now that makes more sense than experts and such.

holmes rocks, IMO.

by **PrairieMule** » Sat 20 Oct 2007, 18:05:34

"Noble Beast"

by **jasonraymondson** » Sat 20 Oct 2007, 18:37:19

Cracker... oh no wait, that is the name I have provided to PMS... We can't have two crackers can we?

by **PrairieMule** » Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:00:16

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('jasonraymondson', 'W')e can't have two crackers can we?

by **PenultimateManStanding** » Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:30:16

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', '
')Shit. Sounds like fun, I want to be a cracker. I'd go fishin' w/Holmes or PMS.

by **Ayoob** » Mon 22 Oct 2007, 16:30:18

I'd like to see his new title be Enlightened Gentleman. He's a good man.

by **holmes** » Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:57:50

I love you all! Hahaha you made me laugh so darn hard. Hey i am not really angry. Only when I see the environment being pissed away by slobs who breed like bacteria.
hey I am a cracker but I have some serious Calabrian blood in me and my GF is half and half. black/white and she loves the you know what... :-)

So Im not wonder bread. far from it....
PMS i love you man!
Mercury girl is right on.
The saps rock! :-)

High!
I voted for idiot...
Thank golly we have a PO aware place with some cool.
Thanks ayoob I am emailing you...

by **holmes** » Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:59:51

Id go fishin with you all anyday.
I just do not trust pigs (cops).

by **holmes** » Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:01:09

Ludi: I love you! :-)

I love PO aware woman. Gosh they rock!

by **holmes** » Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:02:08

No wait I am voting beyond classification...

by **holmes** » Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:04:53

I do not expect cult members who enjoy communism or crapitalism to really like me. People who are into ecological economics will understand. Ecology please. thanks.

by **gnm** » Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:36:40

How about "The rocky fist holding you under" or "reality bats last"

I'm gonna have to go with unclassifiable. Keep em coming Holmes!

-G

by **Madpaddy** » Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:39:15

I want to vote that Holmes is A God.

Not THE GOD but A God nonetheless.

by **PenultimateManStanding** » Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:45:07

This is a great feel-good thread. Probably the old poster Raxozanne wouldn't appreciate it, but I sure do.

by **threadbear** » Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:52:30

Peak Porn Puppy