You are most certainly welcome.
A small dose of occasional reality is good for the soul. I'm happy to provide it to the legions of self-imprisoned TV-watchers who populate the fetid dark corners of America's parents' basements.
oooo! I just heard some emo kids got hassled by the man at a rave in Utah! Better blow the Doritos crumbs off your keyboard for some girly screaming about this latest holocaust.
