[max_power29]

I just recieved the solution to the peak oil problem in my Email today:

My e-mail box is flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal

immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty

to illegal immigrants or not, etc. Since I have become jaded to the various

solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club,

ACLU, etc., I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves

both my gas and illegal immigrant problems. I have hired illegal

immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas. Now

here's the smart part....I pay them in pesos so they have to go home to

spend it. I love it when a plan comes together.


I can just imagine large teams of illegal immigrants pulling Wal-Mart trailers up and down the interstates like dog sled teams, with overseers cracking the whip like Santa clause. Hyaa Juan!, Hyaa Jesus, On Geraldo!

[Tanada]

Thanx now I have that disturbing image stuck in my head!

Now maybe oif they were all scantily glad women who resemble Gloria Estefan it would at least be more interesting to watch!