by seldom_seen » Thu 03 May 2007, 01:45:01
hah, that's great Ayame...
I'm going to submit mine and see what happens:
Today was a good day. I found a spent cigarette butt and got about two puffs out of it. For those brief seconds I wasn't hungry, wet or cold. It wasn't all rosy though. I went to the grocery store to help unload the truck in hopes of a cup of rice. The truck never showed though as usual. Rumor has it that the 8 out of the last 10 trucks were attacked en route...the food and gas stolen and the driver shot through the temple.
I did say it was a good day though. I was able to kill a seagull with a rock! Tonight I will make a fire out of old tires and celebrate this salty treat of the sea. I also had to kill someone today but I'd rather not talk about it right now. My neighbor Stan tried to make some whiskey, but I think he is blind now. He was a much better tax attorney then a distiller. I'm going to try to sell his kids now that he can't take care of them (his wife died of gonorrhea, work related).
A gang of thugs came through again trying to round up people for the Bank of America Exxon work camps. I hid out in a tree as usual with my Remington 700. I had my scope zeroed in on the foreman's forehead, but I decided not to pull the trigger and blow my cover. They dragged Sally Johnston away by here hair. It wasn't a pretty sight.
Well that's my update for now. I'm going to drink this antifreeze and try to get some sleep. I need to get up early as I here there's good work digging graves. A cup of chicken broth and a cigarette a day! Now that would sure lift the spirits
But how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster.