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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 15:29:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('some_guy282', 'P')MS, what aged students do you teach?
High School mostly. One time I did sub for a 1st grade class. That was fun in fact. I read stories to them. I told the school that I didn't have a credential for that grade level and they just smiled. I do love kids, and if I could, I would cut the strings that the gods have me dangling on. Then again, that's life. History is full of Kings who fell for young pubescent girls. If you're thinking that I'm attracted to them any younger than that you are wrong. There is, and has always been, a great deal of social paranoia. It's the water we swim in. Meanwhile, my point is that sex and peak oil are intimately connected. That's why we are in the mess we are in. You won't hear it from Monte. It's a subjective issue. You won't hear it at theoildrum. But you will hear it from me.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby Ayame » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 16:32:54

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'm')y point is that sex and peak oil are intimately connected. That's why we are in the mess we are in.


Umm... errr....
people have been at it for millenia and even when we were furry bush babies and they never had problems with peak oil back then.
Btw Chris Hansen wants a word.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 18:07:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ayame', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'm')y point is that sex and peak oil are intimately connected. That's why we are in the mess we are in.


Umm... errr....
people have been at it for millenia and even when we were furry bush babies and they never had problems with peak oil back then.
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you ever heard of the exponential function?
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby Ayame » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 18:27:10

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'y')ou ever heard of the exponential function?


Of course, but what has the exponential function got to do with Chris Hansen?
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 18:42:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Ayame', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'y')ou ever heard of the exponential function?


Of course, but what has the exponential function got to do with Chris Hansen?
What the fuck has this schmuck got to do with anything? I'm saving the best for later.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby dinopello » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 20:56:42

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'I')'m saving the best for later.


Ah, the suspense ! I'll be checking back then. I have a friend who teaches High School and he never has any good stories for me.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 23:36:11

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', 'h')e never has any good stories for me.
really? I would suppose he's got plenty of good stories to tell you, but he just doesn't know it. I recall the time when a skin head kid wasn't listening. I dropped a little piece of chalk on his hairless head from across the room. He got real mad and threw it at me, missing by a wide mark. Everybody was very tense, wondering what I would do. I walked over to him very quiet. He was watching looking kind of worried and angry at the same time. I walked up to his desk and I said, 'pay attention'. I was, after all, trying to teach him about algebra. It's kind of strange, trying to teach with my handicap. I suppose it does make for many good stories. That skin head kid seemed to like me after that event. Maybe I taught him some math too.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby lateralus » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 00:01:12

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', ' ')I have a friend who teaches High School and he never has any good stories for me.


You mean he doesn't fantisize about 'carnal relations' with his students. How boring. :P
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 00:08:12

That was 17 years ago. I wonder what happened to that kid who is now in his 30s. There was a beautiful girl who sat behind him to the left by the door. She was a very mature and empathetic type. I could tell that when I seemed 'out of it' because I can't hear well that it hurt her too. And when I seemed creative and strong, she liked it. One thing about deafness is that you get very acute in picking up non verbal signals. The California State psychologist who authorized free hearing aids for me before I got my teaching credential tried to tell me not to be a teacher. He thought it was a bad idea. He's right in a way. I probably should have been a engineer. Thomas Edison was deaf too.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 00:13:30

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateralus', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', ' ')I have a friend who teaches High School and he never has any good stories for me.


You mean he doesn't fantisize about 'carnal relations' with his students. How boring. :P
he probably does, because he's human. But there's more to it than just that. There's a lot that goes on besides rubbing and fluid exchanges. :lol: say lat, did you ever see that movie with Reese Witherspoon called Election? If not, you should see it.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby lateralus » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 00:27:50

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', ' ')say lat, did you ever see that movie with Reese Witherspoon called Election?


No. I'll check it out when I have the time.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 00:40:49

In the meantime let me go over fond memories. There was a pretty little blond girl who made every effort to get in my class. I only know about that because another teacher told me and said 'you must be doing something right' I guess I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby lateralus » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 00:46:12

You're a sick man PMS. When you have wiped the feces of Neo off your beastly phallus, we'll talk about your other stories. :lol:
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 00:54:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateralus', 'Y')ou're a sick man PMS. When you have wiped the feces of Neo off your beastly phallus, we'll talk about your other stories. :lol:
you are projecting, my friend. I like your creative efforts. There's no need to be mean.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby lateralus » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 00:54:53

I am only jesting PMS. Don't take me so seriously. My posts are 75% Dark Humour, 15% Sarcasm, and 10% Bullshit. [smilie=eusa_shhh.gif]
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 01:18:03

I understand the cynical impulse. It's hard not to be cynical, to assume the worst. In my view one should assume the best. I love these pretty girls, just as I love the minds of these young men. I have some other stories of guys who surprised me with their mental acuity.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby Baldwin » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 01:50:36

This thread reeks of horny old bastard. I don't let my fantasies run like PMS does. Society was supposed to have conditioned me to believe that I could single-handedly satisfy 50 women in a 1 night orgy of Lucullan phallus feasting. I should have read less historical works on the ideals of chivalry...perhaps you've heard of it: inflicting the misericorde on your foes, courting women instead of going right to the XXX throwdown... I am a 12th century Crusader that never actually existed (knights took what they wanted when they wanted) stuck in the 21st century of iPods and 8 yr old whores. So, who wants to stab me with the misericorde?
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 02:04:44

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Baldwin', 'T')his thread reeks of horny old bastard.
What can I say, except that if you live to be my age, which I doubt you will, you won't live to have any empathy
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby Baldwin » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 02:10:10

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Baldwin', 'T')his thread reeks of horny old bastard.
What can I say, except that if you live to be my age, which I doubt you will, you won't live to have any empathy


My soul and outlook is as cynical and bitter as most 80 yr old's. Since the life expectancy for males is about 77 years, my soul is 3 years overdue to cop out. Maybe I just have Diogenes' soul...

I am sure I will make it to your old age. I can make myself a nice little barony....rewarding my serfs with the last remaining wal-mart junk apparatus and putting the bad ones in the stocks.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby Ayame » Sun 15 Apr 2007, 03:10:07

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Baldwin', 'T')his thread reeks of horny old bastard.


Yep. Hey, PMS I think you've got one too many r's in your avatar. Nevermind though this will cheer you up (hint: look at picture)
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