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Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 13 Apr 2007, 22:52:16

Sugarloaf - Green Eyed Lady

The ladies can't help themselves. Nor can the men. Humans are not smarter than yeast. We build fantastic social structures around the primitive facts. Philosophers philosophize their way out of it. Entrepreneurs find a way to make a buck. Zen yogis find a way to levitate. Meanwhile, despite all the great thinkers, humanity fucks up. They build a life on some fuel that's going to run out.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Fri 13 Apr 2007, 23:29:29

Sometimes my job is difficult. It is incumbent on me to be professional. But some of these young girls are more than enough to break down my resistance. I sit stoic, stone faced as well as I can. An old perv can lose his job soon enough. The thing that entrances me, though, is how much they pick up on it. It's very subtle, quite erotic, and quite forbidden. It's only when I'm feeling weak that it hits me. When I'm strong, I just smile.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 00:08:04

'rough day, huh, PMS?' 'very'
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby lateralus » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 00:10:53

You need to lay down on my couch and talk about 'it'. :)
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 00:22:46

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateralus', 'Y')ou need to lay down on my couch and talk about 'it'. :)
I don't know lat. What am I supposed to do about it it? I have this urge to copulate. I can't make it go away.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby lateralus » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 00:41:29

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateralus', 'Y')ou need to lay down on my couch and talk about 'it'. :)
I don't know lat. What am I supposed to do about it it? I have this urge to copulate. I can't make it go away.


err, ummm, I've had a few beers but humans, not including other animals, usually 'copulate' for pleasure, as opposed to 'breeding purposes'...ummmm, err this is a natural 'urge'. Social bonding and all ya know?

Might I suggest 'going to town' on a high priced call girl to, at least aleviate some of these errr, ummm urges? Someone help me out here....I'm hosed...
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby lateralus » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 01:36:47

<lateralus backs away from the thread slowly, making no sudden moves until the coffee pot is on in the morning and clarity sets in.>
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby Baldwin » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 02:20:48

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'I') have this urge to copulate. I can't make it go away.


As a 17 yr old male, I completely understand you (particularly at this moment).
Only a city man would carry a bag of iron instead of a bag of rice.

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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby NEOPO » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 06:29:33

<picks up the torch that lateralus dropped and proceeds into the cave without fear>

PMS - How do you know that this Desire, this Urge, this endless pulsating throbbing Need isnt just a result of you smokin' the devil weed reefer madness and all that?

I mean you do smoke the marijauna weed reefer ganja right?
It is the devil don't ya know?

You just wanna grab em by the phony tales, bend em over a desk and slam it on home while making them read from their history book chapter 9 verse 11 dont ya?

The same man who may happily agree with the notion that the reason the schools are failing is because its filled with a bunch of women teachers.....

What dark PO visions might you be harboring?
Tell us please, the suspense thrills me from within....
Perhaps a vision of you and several of your "girls" trapped at the school with little to do but fiddle with your fidget? yes?
Maybe you would like to keep a few males around just to settle your curious nature or to fill any hole you may say needs filled?
Yes yes go on please.....

You got something you wanna teach em dont ya bro?
A real lesson in hard knocks yeah?
I held back, like the marquee I always hold back at least alittle and you dont really want to know what I am thinking at this moment as it would probably drive you insane now wouldn't it?
Hmmm just a whisper now or perhaps silence alone will do.
Yes the thunderous roar of silence alone could drive this man to that point yet it is not my goal nor duty to do what karmic fate will take care of alone. Just a messenger with a message.

Any abuse of authority is an abuse of authority.

There exist no excuse, all efforts are in vain.
You cant beat it bro, dont even try.
Allow the animal within to come out, come out of its cave so we can kill it!

Veni Vidi Vinci!
<bows toward the crowd as its humble and observant servant>
It is easier to enslave a people that wish to remain free then it is to free a people who wish to remain enslaved.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 08:56:24

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateralus', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateralus', 'Y')ou need to lay down on my couch and talk about 'it'. :)
I don't know lat. What am I supposed to do about it it? I have this urge to copulate. I can't make it go away.


err, ummm, I've had a few beers but humans, not including other animals, usually 'copulate' for pleasure, as opposed to 'breeding purposes'...ummmm, err this is a natural 'urge'. Social bonding and all ya know?

Might I suggest 'going to town' on a high priced call girl to, at least aleviate some of these errr, ummm urges? Someone help me out here....I'm hosed...
heh heh, you don't get to a thread like this with beer. and this is the subjective side of things, the objective side is all business, no nonsense. btw baldwin. when I was 17 I asked my step dad, "does it get better when you get older?" He said "no, it gets worse". Now I wouldn't say it gets worse, more like just more of the same. Also, I can entirely understand the Greek notion that we are playthings of the gods. Zeus was always changing himself into various disguises to seduce pretty women. There's a god I can understand.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 09:14:33

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('NEOPO', '
')Maybe you would like to keep a few males around just to settle your curious nature or to fill any hole you may say needs filled?
Yes yes go on please.....
As I said, the objective side is all business. You flatter yourself with this idea of 'driving me insane'. If I'm not there already, you certainly wouldn't have any influence in the matter. NEOPODUNK, heh heh, I like that. Thanks seldom.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby Newsseeker » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 09:34:15

Try thinking of dead puppies or something similar it will go away. Workplace relationships are time bombs!
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 09:41:51

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateralus', ' ')errr, ummm urges
don't be shy, spit it out. I've approached this forum from many different angles. One of the things that I find interesting is how people react to others, and as we all know, it's ourselves and the 'others' that defines life as an individual. Western society is based on protection of the individual, but others would deny it. Why do they deny it? Sex is why they deny it.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 10:22:38

Let's face it folks. The question is why could humanity make such a grave error. How could we let ourselves get into such a jam. The answer is clear. btw there were two of them today, both hot enough to melt lead.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 11:03:04

NEO, Freud says that we are all bisexual, so let me pop some viagra, bend over and I'll give you what you want.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby lateralus » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 12:34:50

<lateralus wanders back into the cave with a hot cup of java.>

There you have it PMS, NEO hit the nail on the head, yet it appears that you want to go putting in his green.
I'm starting to worry about you mental well being.

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'N')EO, Freud says that we are all bisexual, so let me pop some viagra, bend over and I'll give you what you want.


<This, folks, I would pay to see. PMS comes out of the closet, bare assed with his beastly boner, and bangs NEO in the butt hole with barely a whimper of self restraint.>

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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby dinopello » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 13:36:13

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '[')url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jtr7H54_hhE]Sugarloaf - Green Eyed Lady[/url]

The ladies can't help themselves. Nor can the men. Humans are not smarter than yeast. We build fantastic social structures around the primitive facts. Philosophers philosophize their way out of it. Entrepreneurs find a way to make a buck. Zen yogis find a way to levitate. Meanwhile, despite all the great thinkers, humanity fucks up. They build a life on some fuel that's going to run out.


Humans aren't smarter than yeast? I can buy that. But, we do whine and agonize over our condition a lot more.

I love seeing the young girls when they realize they are turning on the old men. Young girls are alluring. Flirting is great as well. But, sex with older women is better most of the time in my experience. Mid-late 20's at the earliest. Some of the best I had is with an old friend from high school who is 40.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 13:47:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('dinopello', ' ')
I love seeing the young girls when they realize they are turning on the old men. Young girls are alluring. Flirting is great as well. But, sex with older women is better most of the time in my experience. Mid-late 20's at the earliest. Some of the best I had is with an old friend from high school who is 40.
yeah, it's just flirting. I do enjoy it. It's interesting to hear how people react to a discussion of it.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 14:55:25

I'm not totally surprised that none of the women here have chimed in. If they did, I have a feeling what they would say: "stoic? stoned-faced? pshaw! you are letting them know." No, really. . . 8) btw, did you ever see that movie with Michael Douglas and Demi Moore, Disclosure? Guys love that flick.
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Re: Green Eyed Lady

Unread postby some_guy282 » Sat 14 Apr 2007, 15:03:12

PMS, what aged students do you teach?
In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule. – Nietzsche

Time makes more converts than reason. – Thomas Paine

History is a set of lies agreed upon. – Napoleon Bonaparte
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