[FourOfSwords]

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
...they are among us.
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[Bas]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')here has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

[FourOfSwords]

Better get some mosquito repellant soon!
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[mmasters]

That's really bizzare, I'm not sure what to think of that.

[gampy]

I think it's fake. I hope.

[strider3700]

It's old. Check the date at the top and that should explain everything. Well done though

[FourOfSwords]

Pres. Bush before and after his recent trip to Cambodia.
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[singhilarity]

Note to self; Cancel Laos trip. Reschedule for Tasmania

[I_Like_Plants]

My Fellow 'Merkans:

It's obvious to our Un'Merkan readers that this is primarily a 'Merkan site due to the misspellings, bad grammar, rampant cornucopianism, and utter stupidity.

However, we good 'Merkans need to become aware of a tool of the Un'Merkan enemy called "humor". The commie bastards often spell it "humour" to additionally piss us off and sin in the eyes of our 'Merkan Gawd.

One systematic "humor" or "humour" practice is one of writing misleading, considered "humourous" stories on April 1, called "April Fool's Day" by the Un'Merkan ratbastards. That no less than the BBC is engaging in this behavior should concern every Right-Thinking 'Merkan and we can only pray Gawd that our Gawd-fearin' Prez'dint will bomb 'em back into the Stone Age.

Until this blessed event happens, if you encounter this "humor" on teh innernets, IMMEDIATELY click on your bookmark for the Fox News site and start readin'. Wash that "humor" from your pristine 'Merkan mind, and DO NOT link, discuss, or in any way acknowledge the presence of this evil "humor".

[Falconoffury]

It is fake. I saw it over a year ago.