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Re: If You could have super powers...

Unread postby dbruning » Tue 20 Mar 2007, 13:18:18

I think the next Conan movie should have a sword like that in it.

Picture this, Conan is surrounded by 7 attackers. He twists, he weaves, he dodges, and BOOM....

Camera zooms out shows all 7 stuck like shishkabob.

Lovely.
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Re: If You could have super powers...

Unread postby Ingenuity_Gap » Tue 20 Mar 2007, 13:22:54

The Collosol power to understand even a tiny little bit of Raphael's posts.
"The world is becoming too complex and too fast-paced to manage." - Thomas Homer-Dixon
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Re: If You could have super powers...

Unread postby PrairieMule » Tue 20 Mar 2007, 13:58:51

Flight

I'm surprised with all the peaceniks we have here no one has stated they would:

I'd like to buy the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves.

Chorus:
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.

(Repeat chorus)
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing
If you give a man a fish you will have kept him from hunger for a day. If you teach a man to fish he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Re: If You could have super powers...

Unread postby PrairieMule » Tue 20 Mar 2007, 14:29:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Shannymara', 'T')he power to explode people's heads without detection like in Scanners, which I would use mainly on people who drive around in boom cars. There is no excuse for such a random assault and it should be dealt with accordingly. You'd probably only have to use it a few times before people got the message.


Yikes! Scanners scared me when I was 11 and still in short pants!
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Re: If You could have super powers...

Unread postby PrairieMule » Tue 20 Mar 2007, 14:44:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Shannymara', ' ')I would use mainly on people who drive around in boom cars. There is no excuse for such a random assault and it should be dealt with accordingly.


Actually that's a legitamate use of a supernatural gift. My house is on a busy street where kids like to speed. Once when I was at my mailbox I used my powers of being a smartass and said to some "Adult" Say, loud base and lead foot makes you sooooo cool, not like that last retard who tried to pull it off here 5 min ago.
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Re: If You could have super powers...

Unread postby jboogy » Tue 20 Mar 2007, 18:16:21

Just when I think Raphael has reached the limits of strange shit he can try to teach us, he goes and totally freaks me out all over again. I'd be very interested in geneticists having a close look at your DNA chains Raphael, or would you prefer I refer to you by your REAL name/title , "HE WHO HAS TRAVELLED MILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS TO TEACH EARTHLINGS THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE" .
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Re: If You could have super powers...

Unread postby Newsseeker » Tue 20 Mar 2007, 18:20:31

1 Collosol power: the power to make people eco-friendly.
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Re: If You could have super powers...

Unread postby Laughs_Last » Tue 20 Mar 2007, 20:09:03

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Newsseeker', '1') Collosol power: the power to make people eco-friendly.

I'm biodegradable.
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