by lateralus » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 23:22:18
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('imicon', 'P')lease don't abuse this thread. I am looking for assistant to our CEO. Please only discuss related to my post.
Thanks.
Pay no attention to those other posters im
acon, they are all just sarcastic fools.
I know a lady that would be perfect for you. She can type 120 words per minute, is proficent on all mac and pc office programs, plus she speaks 4 languages. English, French, Mandarin Chinese, and Spam
ish.
She would really like the work because she is a single mother of 5 orphans and can barely pay the bills right now with her current job in the fast food industry.
I can get her to email you if you are interested but I warn you she is not the prettiest girl in the world, not that it matters at all for such an important position like working for the CEO of a big company like this.
I do however feel the need to give you a little background on her. First of all her name is Susan Forgetsalot, which is funny because sometimes she does have a bit of an attention disorder. She only has one leg (shark attack victim) and her left eye kind of wanders a bit. Whatever you do...don't make fun of her breasts...she's not small, they're missing (breast cancer), tragic story actually. The lisp is hardly noticable really.
Like I said, she would be perfect for this position, keep it in mind.