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I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Industries

Unread postby imicon » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 20:04:17

I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Industries.

Please Contact/Email to :

mauryas_kushans@yahoo.com


Thanks.

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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby imicon » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 20:11:18

Just want to let all of you to know...that this is PAID JOB. Asistant to CEO.

Please contact mauryas_kushans@yahoo.com if you interested.

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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby threadbear » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 20:31:04

I'll respond right after I finish dealing with this very interesting group of Nigerians that contacted me by email.
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby Twilight » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 20:34:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', 'I')'ll respond right after I finish dealing with this very interesting group of Nigerians that contacted me by email.


What?! You too? They told me the deal was "STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL"!
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby imicon » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 20:36:08

Please don't abuse this thread. I am looking for assistant to our CEO. Please only discuss related to my post.

Thanks.
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby ColossalContrarian » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 20:41:44

I email you but you not respond. My tits are HUGE making me great assistant.

I good at gas.
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby imicon » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 20:50:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Sabibaby', 'I') email you but you not respond. My tits are HUGE making me great assistant.

I good at gas.


Wow, this is ridiculous. Can i really find any professional in this industries here?
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby threadbear » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 21:17:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Sabibaby', 'I') email you but you not respond. My tits are HUGE making me great assistant.

I good at gas.


I better at gas than you. I sit on knee of CEO, taking short hands, with great speed and caress bald head at same time.
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby threadbear » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 21:20:47

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('imicon', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Sabibaby', 'I') email you but you not respond. My tits are HUGE making me great assistant.

I good at gas.


Wow, this is ridiculous. Can i really find any professional in this industries here?


I are professional, not slut like the Sabibaby. Please inform as to nature of job, and where you like to drill.
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby EnergyHog » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 21:58:11

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('imicon', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Sabibaby', 'I') email you but you not respond. My tits are HUGE making me great assistant.

I good at gas.


Wow, this is ridiculous. Can i really find any professional in this industries here?


What is ridiculous is that you expect us to believe that the CEO of an oil/gas company sent out a person that doesn't know that "I" is capitalized to search for an assistant in an online forum.

To add to your ridiculousness you have given us a Yahoo email address to contact your presumably top notch human resources department.

Maybe you could try a site like oh I don't know, Monster, Career Builder, Engineer Jobs, Hot Jobs, or one of the 10 million other job related websites.
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby Jack » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 22:14:47

Moved to open discussion - and, frankly, I probably should just delete the thread. It smacks of spam, in my opinion.

This probably doesn't need to be said, but just for the record...

I cannot imagine any legitimate corporation engaging in this sort of "recruiting". It smacks of an effort to collect information for some nefarious purpose, perhaps including ID theft.

Now - if the original poster wishes to defuse my suspicions, he/she can certainly give it a try. If they don't know how to post a job offer that would defuse such suspicions, that says a great deal.
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby Daculling » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 22:22:59

LOL

http://www.moneymakergroup.com/index.php?s=a3f61159250f8f24d12dff187b072f0f&showtopic=132530&pid=3749520&st=0&#entry3749520

Can I be a part of your big project? Can I be the oil "whore"?

You slander the name of glorious Chinese dynasties...
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby Aaron » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 22:23:16

Don't you dare delete this thread...

I'm still laughing.
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby threadbear » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 22:24:44

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Jack', 'M')oved to open discussion - and, frankly, I probably should just delete the thread. It smacks of spam, in my opinion.

This probably doesn't need to be said, but just for the record...

I cannot imagine any legitimate corporation engaging in this sort of "recruiting". It smacks of an effort to collect information for some nefarious purpose, perhaps including ID theft.

Now - if the original poster wishes to defuse my suspicions, he/she can certainly give it a try. If they don't know how to post a job offer that would defuse such suspicions, that says a great deal.


He are no serious, Jack? Perhaps the Jack has jealousies of man who is CEO of important company. Yes?
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby username » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 22:28:39

Insufficient vespene gas!
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby Jack » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 22:29:01

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('threadbear', '
')He are no serious, Jack? Perhaps the Jack has jealousies of man who is CEO of important company. Yes?


Yes, that's it. The secret is out. Green-eyed jealousy has reared its ugly head.

I'm so ashamed.

No, really. 8)
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby lateralus » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 23:22:18

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('imicon', 'P')lease don't abuse this thread. I am looking for assistant to our CEO. Please only discuss related to my post.

Thanks.


Pay no attention to those other posters imacon, they are all just sarcastic fools.

I know a lady that would be perfect for you. She can type 120 words per minute, is proficent on all mac and pc office programs, plus she speaks 4 languages. English, French, Mandarin Chinese, and Spamish.

She would really like the work because she is a single mother of 5 orphans and can barely pay the bills right now with her current job in the fast food industry.

I can get her to email you if you are interested but I warn you she is not the prettiest girl in the world, not that it matters at all for such an important position like working for the CEO of a big company like this.

I do however feel the need to give you a little background on her. First of all her name is Susan Forgetsalot, which is funny because sometimes she does have a bit of an attention disorder. She only has one leg (shark attack victim) and her left eye kind of wanders a bit. Whatever you do...don't make fun of her breasts...she's not small, they're missing (breast cancer), tragic story actually. The lisp is hardly noticable really.

Like I said, she would be perfect for this position, keep it in mind.
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby NEOPO » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 23:24:12

Whats in a name?

Imicon - I'm a con :o
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Re: I am looking for assistant that good in Oil n Gas Indust

Unread postby lateralus » Sun 04 Mar 2007, 23:29:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('NEOPO', 'W')hats in a name?

Imicon - I'm a con :o


$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('lateralus', 'P')ay no attention to those other posters imacon
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