by Carlhole » Sat 30 Dec 2006, 23:00:47
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'I') am pretty certain that this entire thread is a joke played on us by FalconofFury. Just FYI.
I'm pretty sure that he actually believes this horseshit.
But, lest anyone think that I'm anti-health, I picked up some Wheatgrass (
www.amazinggrass.com) from GNC yesterday (it's right next door to the supermarket). And I asked the clerk about bowel cleansers and everything.
Well, she quickly pulled out a dog-eared and well-frayed copy of Dr. Hulda Clark's book about how to get rid of worms and parasites and the impacted remains of Quarter Pounders from the early 1970's and the whole fucking deal. Jeebus Cripers! She launched right into her Black Walnut, Wormwood and Cloves routine as for the hundredth time.
So, I asked her, "How come all this nasty crap don't show up in a colonoscopy". And all she could say was "Jeez, I never thought of that. I wonder why not?" Then I told her about
Dr. Clark's Electronic Food Zapicator.
I tell ya, people have lost the not-so-fine art of critical thinking.
Anyway, if you want to try something really tasty, get yourself some Odwalla Carrot Juice, put in the freezer for about an hour until it starts to slush, mix in a packet of
Amazing Grass Wheatgrass and slurp it down. Best after a workout when you're really thirsty.
Hmm hmmm . Every cell of your body will break out into a shiteatin' smile!
