Borrowing a bit from this year's Bad Prose Award winner:
What a broad, she was the kind that can make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel. She walked into the office real cool and said, "got oil"? I lit a cigarette and said, "oil's peaked baby". She didn't bat an eyelash and whispered seductively, "methane hydrates". I was intrigued. So I poured a couple of stiff drinks and said, "pull up a chair, sweetheart, let down your hair and tell me the EROEI".
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Bad Peak Oil Prose
by PenultimateManStanding » Sat 15 Jul 2006, 02:36:56
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Re: Bad Peak Oil Prose
by smallpoxgirl » Sat 15 Jul 2006, 02:44:29
Dude, you gotta get out more. You can't spend every Friday night writing weird shit on PO.com. 
Love you PMS, just worried.
Love you PMS, just worried."We were standing on the edges
Of a thousand burning bridges
Sifting through the ashes every day
What we thought would never end
Now is nothing more than a memory
The way things were before
I lost my way" - OCMS
Of a thousand burning bridges
Sifting through the ashes every day
What we thought would never end
Now is nothing more than a memory
The way things were before
I lost my way" - OCMS
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Re: Bad Peak Oil Prose
by PenultimateManStanding » Sat 15 Jul 2006, 10:49:15
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', 'D')ude, you gotta get out more. You can't spend every Friday night writing weird shit on PO.com. Love you PMS, just worried.
Love you PMS, just worried.
writing weird shit on peakoil.com is fun. That's why I do it, sweetheart. You're a good dame, kid, back at you. Don't worry, be happy. "Got oil?"
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Re: Bad Peak Oil Prose
by PenultimateManStanding » Sat 15 Jul 2006, 11:27:22
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('ChoKyOTO', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'B')orrowing a bit from this year's Bad Prose Award winner:
What a broad, she was the kind that can make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel. She walked into the office real cool and said, "got oil"? I lit a cigarette and said, "oil's peaked baby". She didn't bat an eyelash and whispered seductively, "methane hydrates". I was intrigued. So I poured a couple of stiff drinks and said, "pull up a chair, sweetheart, let down your hair and tell me the EROEI".
What a broad, she was the kind that can make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel. She walked into the office real cool and said, "got oil"? I lit a cigarette and said, "oil's peaked baby". She didn't bat an eyelash and whispered seductively, "methane hydrates". I was intrigued. So I poured a couple of stiff drinks and said, "pull up a chair, sweetheart, let down your hair and tell me the EROEI".
This one whackest thread you've started. Dude, regardless how we think of eachother, you got me thinking that you're drinking into a blinking darkness. I like your shades that goes with this thread.
(hey, why don't you try your hand at some "bad peakoil prose", it's fun)-
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