"Sell your kids!
"Okay, I’m always agonizing about this problem we have with exponential human growth versus increasingly limited supplies of energy and food. I won’t get into specifics so as not to alarm people unnecessarily, but there may be a tipping point ... and it mostly involves not getting to drive cars anymore.
"So, of course, I’ve come up with a solution that is effective, profitable and harmless.
"A free market for child credits.
"Here’s the proposal. Every human couple on Earth has the unalienable right to have up to two children. This would stabilize the population at zero growth — a good thing, since it is currently expanding at about 80 million people a year. In fact, because of unexpected deaths, the population would likely decrease over time because of war, disease and all kinds of natural disasters.
"Many people do not want to have children. I didn’t, for instance. But if there were a free market for my child credits, I could sell them to Mormons or Catholics or whoever wants extra kids. If a couple loses a child, they could simply purchase a credit for another one if they want. Everybody is happy!
"Over time, this would decrease the number of humans on the planet to its natural carrying capacity, which is considered to be about one billion people. Up until now, access to cheap oil and synthetic fertilizer made from natural gas has allowed industrial agriculture to feed about five billion excess people, but cheap energy seems to have been a 20th Century phenomenon.
"So, are humans smarter than yeast? Can they, unlike yeast, find a way to voluntarily lower their population in a humane way? The yeast multiply voraciously as long as there is energy in the petri dish, but then fall into a catastrophic die-off. So do all biological organisms, but they don’t have the unique human possibility of “free will” to decide their fate.
"At this point, the beautiful blue planet Earth, with its richly interconnected biosphere (what the Christians call the Garden of Eden), is scheduled to be bulldozed, mined, drilled and overheated in a massive frenzy to try to find enough carbon to keep 500 million vehicles running and industrial agriculture planting and harvesting billions of tons of food just to keep the system operating a few more years. After that inevitably comes war, famine, pestilence and unimaginable pain and poverty.
"Now I realize these are the normal ways that human populations are trimmed back to a diminished carrying capacity, but to tell you the truth, they’re also why I’ve been waking up in a cold sweat at night. I hate human suffering ... especially if it might involve me.
"So what do you think? Child credits for everyone as a way to back away from the population time bomb we’re facing?
"... Oh, and by the way, under this system, you can only sell your own child credits, not the neighborhood kids."






