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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Sun 11 Jun 2006, 01:31:57

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Carlhole', 'A')s usual, it would be a madding crowd of unattractive, nerdy young guys vs. one deer-in-the-headlights female, probably smallpoxgirl.


Woo Hoo! My own harem. :-D

OK...lets see. I'm looking for someone who can fix a diesel engine, butcher a deer and tan the hide, and build a log cabin with a few simple hand tools and a stand of trees. Must be able to survive in Montana winter with no heat other than whatever wood you can split and stack, plus body heat from eachother and a few dogs. Must be able to live off whatever water you can haul yourself, and must have your own chainsaw, food stash, and at least 3 guns. Blacksmithing and animal husbandry skills are a plus.

Any takers?
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby Keith_McClary » Sun 11 Jun 2006, 02:13:17

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '
')OK...lets see. I'm looking for someone who can fix a diesel engine, butcher a deer and tan the hide, and build a log cabin with a few simple hand tools and a stand of trees. Must be able to survive in Montana winter with no heat other than whatever wood you can split and stack, plus body heat from eachother and a few dogs. Must be able to live off whatever water you can haul yourself, and must have your own chainsaw, food stash, and at least 3 guns. Blacksmithing and animal husbandry skills are a plus.

Any takers?

I'm a bit further north, I can build an igloo or a quinsy. Don't need no diesels, wood or chainsaws, just sealskin and blubber. Which give plenty of surplus body heat, is that a plus?
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Sun 11 Jun 2006, 11:41:21

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '
')
Any takers?


Let's see the bikini pics first and then we'll talk... 8)


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Cramps: Bikini Girls With Machine Guns

i been a drag racer on LSD,
and i rode bare-assed on top of the shpinx,
i even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet,
and man,
that was fun for a while you bet but...
[chorus:] bikini girls with machine guns,
bikini girls with machine guns,
that stuff will kill ya,
it's loaded with fun,

bikini girls with machine guns well i savored many foriegn kinds of delicacies,
intoxicated til i can't tell what the hell i could see,
had all the violence and liquor within close reach,
but all bars,
pills and threeways lead me back to the beach and...
now they say that virtue is it's own reward,
but when that surf comes in i'm gunna get my board,
got my own ideas about the righteous kick,
you can keep the rewards,
i'd just as soon stay sick...
Was soll das?
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby Zardoz » Sun 11 Jun 2006, 12:08:25

So, Schweinmeister, how was your Friday night?

Oh, boy...
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby Coolman » Sun 11 Jun 2006, 12:29:43

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', 'T')his is the real reason why I will never get married or even hook up at all. If women want you for only this reason and that is support then I say to hell with them all. Nobody should have to hook up with you for only those reasons. This is why society is so messed up right now because they want whats greener on the other side of the fence. I am not hurting for money nor am I hurting for love and I can rest assure support others if it were to ever come to that. But let me tell you something, I have seen women take advantage of men way more than I can count. I have five sisters that have done it and a mom that has been married more times than you can count. friends and relatives same thing. Women are like vampires that will suck you dry. Very (and I'll say it again) very few women are very honest and love you for who you are.


Thats why you need to be the alpha male and take a strong lead and not suck up to women. Only buy them something when you feel they are worthy of it because they have given you something in return. And never give them what they want when they want it. When a woman ask you to do something for her, if you don't feel like it, don't be afriad to say no and don't worry about having to come up with an explination. Your explination is you choose not to because you can.

Men need to start acting like men agian and starting being assertive, bold, confident, real, daring, charming, and a not be afriad to invade personal space and say whats on their mind. This is how our species evolved. Men are suppose to take huge risks, it is sexy.
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby smallpoxgirl » Sun 11 Jun 2006, 13:23:00

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')
Let's see the bikini pics first and then we'll talk... 8)


:lol: Come on now Schwein. We all know that you'd starve to death if you ventured more than 2 miles (3.4 Kilometers) from the nearest grocery. Besides. You live in Europe, and everyone knows that in Europe, only the police and the military are allowed to have chainsaws. :razz:
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby Kalinka » Sun 11 Jun 2006, 23:56:59

So, we have singles club here :) What about membership fee? :-P
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby perdition79 » Mon 12 Jun 2006, 02:31:04

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Kalinka', 'S')o, we have singles club here :) What about membership fee? :-P


since it's a PO singles club, the fee should be paid in hyperinflated petrodollars, rubles, silver or gold. :lol:
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby Atlantean_Relic » Mon 12 Jun 2006, 11:04:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('perdition79', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Kalinka', 'S')o, we have singles club here :) What about membership fee? :-P


since it's a PO singles club, the fee should be paid in hyperinflated petrodollars, rubles, silver or gold. :lol:


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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby Kalinka » Mon 12 Jun 2006, 16:59:57

since it's a PO singles club, the fee should be paid in hyperinflated petrodollars, rubles, silver or gold. :lol:[/quote]

Grrreat idea :-)))
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby oowolf » Tue 13 Jun 2006, 19:27:29

It's a great puzzlement to me where all the back-to-the-land hippy chicks went . I think they all moved to Seattle and became real estate agents or some such thing--I actually met one who lived around here in a tipi back in the 70s--she's 52 now, obese, and works for a publisher in Portland (they're publishing a "Hooters Cookbook" this fall--wow). She also has a restored Dodge Challenger with a 440/4 speed---not exactly what I'm in the market for. Gag!! Growing old sucks!! I've had women tell me they'd rather die than live without all kinds of junk food and worthless, overpriced crap. The other choices around here are bar slut or clueless pentecostal holy roller types, or alcoholic manic-depressives living on SSI, or fat redneck types who voted for Bu$h, drive Escalades, and like bowling, or Indian biker chicks from the res.... You wouldn't think it would be so hard to find someone who likes to garden and sit by the creek and let the rest of the world go by...

Oh, gotta go. I'm missing "happy hour".
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Re: Single POers

Unread postby Guest » Mon 10 Jul 2006, 18:47:03

Well since I have learned lately both democrates and rebublicians are taking us down the road to ruin, if enough are like minded perhaps we should approach Democratic Match to renaim itself Post Peak Match.

"Welcome to America's liberal dating service!
Democrats, Greens, Activists - Progressive Singles meet at Democratic Match!" http://www.democraticsingles.net/?gclid ... SAodukjw_Q

As a 40 year old (but still attractive, trim and young looking ;) single I find it hard to even continue friendships with many head-in-the sand aquantances much less find a soul mate in the deluded crowds!

Being single now I comfort myself with the fact I have more time for preps and once Peak becomes 'common knowledge' I figure I'll be one of the prepaired happy people (a relative term) and dateing should be easier.
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Re: Single POers

Unread postby keehah_ » Mon 10 Jul 2006, 18:51:50

The above post is me, keehah. And what is with no smilies? Think this web-site is acting a little post peak lately.
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby TheTurtle » Tue 08 Aug 2006, 17:11:25

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '
')OK...lets see. I'm looking for someone who can fix a diesel engine, butcher a deer and tan the hide, and build a log cabin with a few simple hand tools and a stand of trees. Must be able to survive in Montana winter with no heat other than whatever wood you can split and stack, plus body heat from eachother and a few dogs. Must be able to live off whatever water you can haul yourself, and must have your own chainsaw, food stash, and at least 3 guns. Blacksmithing and animal husbandry skills are a plus.

Any takers?


Sorry, spg ... while I meet most of your very stringent criteria, I am already taken. :P

Ooops :oops: I guess I shouldn't even be posting to this PO Singles thread.
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby nwildmand » Wed 09 Aug 2006, 04:00:00

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('smallpoxgirl', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Carlhole', 'A')s usual, it would be a madding crowd of unattractive, nerdy young guys vs. one deer-in-the-headlights female, probably smallpoxgirl.


Woo Hoo! My own harem. :-D

OK...lets see. I'm looking for someone who can fix a diesel engine, butcher a deer and tan the hide, and build a log cabin with a few simple hand tools and a stand of trees. Must be able to survive in Montana winter with no heat other than whatever wood you can split and stack, plus body heat from eachother and a few dogs. Must be able to live off whatever water you can haul yourself, and must have your own chainsaw, food stash, and at least 3 guns. Blacksmithing and animal husbandry skills are a plus.

Any takers?


well damn it, i cant fix a diesal or do blacksmithing. would welding count?

lol i love this thread.

i think the montana winter is gonna be the toughest challenge. im in north dakota so i know what you mean. i happen to love 25 below zero.
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby peaker_2005 » Wed 09 Aug 2006, 04:39:28

*looks at poll*

Hmm, it's YOU'RE, not your!

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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby Barbara » Thu 10 Aug 2006, 07:20:03

Too bad I love my naysayer, or I'd gladly jump into this race.

(But thinking twice, there are too few europeans available here: I don't want to go to US and get shooted by all those crazy gun toting squirrels trying to steal my San Marzano tomatoes...)
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby Doly » Thu 10 Aug 2006, 07:40:21

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Barbara', '
')(But thinking twice, there are too few europeans available here: I don't want to go to US and get shooted by all those crazy gun toting squirrels trying to steal my San Marzano tomatoes...)
:lol:


There are quite a few Brits and British residents around. Me, for example. But I imagine that you aren't considering lesbian marriage, are you? :-D
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby Nicole » Mon 14 Aug 2006, 17:10:02

You guys crack me up.! So there I was, pondering how one goes about dating in a world where what you REALLY want to ask, "So how would you feel about settling down in Oregon in a geothermal house with a couple of greenhouses, a herd of goats, a chicken coop and a large underground storage area that doesn't appear on the tax assessor's records or the blueprints?"

This thread came up #1 on a Google search!
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Re: Peak Oil Singles, the dating thread for peak oilers!

Unread postby seahorse2 » Mon 14 Aug 2006, 17:16:41

Yea, it would be funny if we weren't talking about oilmeggedon.
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