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You probably can imagine how excited I was when I discovered that some kind of science exhibition in my city, Vienna, also had a module "(S)peak oil".

Here is the website:

http://www.wahrfalsch.com/module_en.php?module=9

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')The End of Petrol, or the Refined Soul

Question: How long can the world go on like this?
Theme: Miscalculated future and black magic

Petrol is the fuel of our well-being. It is gradually becoming
scarce—the more we use it, the quicker. Nobody can or wants to tell us how scarce petrol actually is. Speak oil has led extensive discussions with representatives of oil companies, investment firms, geologists, human rights specialists and consumers.
Our car in Favoriten invites you to take an acoustic trip into the petrol world and asks a pressing question: How much has oil become the substance of our existence and the essence of our refined souls?

[Schweinshaxe]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Free', 'Y')ou probably can imagine how excited I was when I discovered that some kind of science exhibition in my city, Vienna, also had a module "(S)peak oil".

Here is the website:

http://www.wahrfalsch.com/module_en.php?module=9

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('', '
')The End of Petrol, or the Refined Soul

Question: How long can the world go on like this?
Theme: Miscalculated future and black magic

Petrol is the fuel of our well-being. It is gradually becoming
scarce—the more we use it, the quicker. Nobody can or wants to tell us how scarce petrol actually is. Speak oil has led extensive discussions with representatives of oil companies, investment firms, geologists, human rights specialists and consumers.
Our car in Favoriten invites you to take an acoustic trip into the petrol world and asks a pressing question: How much has oil become the substance of our existence and the essence of our refined souls?

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$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')Cut the "science" bullshit and become an "organisation programmer" instead. Then you'll have the time to test vibrating butt plugs, to take long afternoon shits in the corporate toilet with your favourite magazine and to watch the World Cup on TV during working hours... And to make a shit load of money while you're doing it! Science is for losers, zen-buddhism programming is for winners...

[Schweinshaxe]

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Free', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')Cut the "science" bullshit and become an "organisation programmer" instead. Then you'll have the time to test vibrating butt plugs, to take long afternoon shits in the corporate toilet with your favourite magazine and to watch the World Cup on TV during working hours... And to make a shit load of money while you're doing it! Science is for losers, zen-buddhism programming is for winners...

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$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')Stay out of the IT business Free! It sucks. Get an honest profession instead.

I actually have a complicated relationship to my job. It really sucks but I can "space out" (see Office Space...) for weeks if I like. It's a bit complicated to explain but if you get into the IT business you'll understand. We kind of produce results in bursts. We sit for weeks and months and look at the screen and pretend to work. If that gets too boring after a while we look for a meeting where we can eat free cookies and look "focused on the task". Then we work overtime like there was no tomorrow to get the project delivered in time and on budget.

And I actually love Germany and the Germans...