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What I Want
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PenultimateManStanding - Expert
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Re: What I Want
by Schweinshaxe » Wed 31 May 2006, 19:13:31
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', 'y')uk yuk, good title, huh?
Are you on amphetamine or something?
I mean you make about 500 posts per day and they are getting weirder and weirder...
That's not the kind of dad I want tho have...
On topic: I've always wanted to have a digital kitchen scale.
And Jennifer Connelly of course...
Was soll das?
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Re: What I Want
by Kingcoal » Wed 31 May 2006, 19:18:46
Schweinshaxe, I think you're right, I think he has a meth lab in his trailer."That's the problem with mercy, kid... It just ain't professional" - Fast Eddie, The Color of Money
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Re: What I Want
by PenultimateManStanding » Wed 31 May 2006, 19:34:00
No, I don't have a meth lab, but wow! Jennifer Connelly, woof woof!.
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Re: What I Want
by Pops » Wed 31 May 2006, 21:17:47
OK, I'll take a stab at the question- it was a question wasn't it?
What PMS wants is a big post count, lots of views to his threads (a Best Selling, serialized, Great American Novel - if only of the Virtual sort) but mainly a diversion from his/her boring existence and by way of the Open Discussion forum, he/she is master/mistress of his/her domain - irrelevant though it is.
Close?
What PMS wants is a big post count, lots of views to his threads (a Best Selling, serialized, Great American Novel - if only of the Virtual sort) but mainly a diversion from his/her boring existence and by way of the Open Discussion forum, he/she is master/mistress of his/her domain - irrelevant though it is.
Close?
The legitimate object of government, is to do for a community of people, whatever they need to have done, but can not do, at all, or can not, so well do, for themselves -- in their separate, and individual capacities.
-- Abraham Lincoln, Fragment on Government (July 1, 1854)
-- Abraham Lincoln, Fragment on Government (July 1, 1854)
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Re: What I Want
by Matrim » Thu 01 Jun 2006, 00:12:01
Head?
smoke 2 joints in the mornin'/smoke 2 joints at night
smoke 2 joints in the afternoon it makes me feel alright
I smoke 2 joints in time of peace and 2 in time of war
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 more - sublime
smoke 2 joints in the afternoon it makes me feel alright
I smoke 2 joints in time of peace and 2 in time of war
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints and then I smoke 2 more - sublime
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Re: What I Want
by PenultimateManStanding » Thu 01 Jun 2006, 06:29:41
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Matrim', 'H')ead?
groovy baby, yeah!
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Re: What I Want
by Madpaddy » Thu 01 Jun 2006, 07:31:40
PMS want to not be the butt of the following joke...
Are you a true elementary school teacher? Let's find out:
1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home?
2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of the table?
3. Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends?
4. Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?
5. Do you refer to happy hour as "snack time?"
6. Do you say "I like the way you did that!" to the mechanic who repairs your car to your satisfaction?
7. Do you ask "Are you sure you did your best?" to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction?
8. Do you sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book?
9. Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?
10. Do you fold your spouse's fingers over the coins as you hand him/her the money at a tollbooth?
-If you answered yes to 4 or more, it's in your soul--you are hooked on teaching. And if you're not a teacher, you
missed your calling.
-If you answered yes to 7 or more, well, maybe it's TOO MUCH in your soul--you should probably think about retirement.
-If you answered yes to all 10, forget it--you'll ALWAYS be a teacher, retired or not!
Are you a true elementary school teacher? Let's find out:
1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home?
2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of the table?
3. Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends?
4. Do you hand a tissue to anyone who sneezes?
5. Do you refer to happy hour as "snack time?"
6. Do you say "I like the way you did that!" to the mechanic who repairs your car to your satisfaction?
7. Do you ask "Are you sure you did your best?" to the mechanic who fails to repair your car to your satisfaction?
8. Do you sing the "Alphabet Song" to yourself as you look up a number in the phone book?
9. Do you say everything twice? I mean, do you repeat everything?
10. Do you fold your spouse's fingers over the coins as you hand him/her the money at a tollbooth?
-If you answered yes to 4 or more, it's in your soul--you are hooked on teaching. And if you're not a teacher, you
missed your calling.
-If you answered yes to 7 or more, well, maybe it's TOO MUCH in your soul--you should probably think about retirement.
-If you answered yes to all 10, forget it--you'll ALWAYS be a teacher, retired or not!
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Re: What I Want
by Madpaddy » Thu 01 Jun 2006, 07:37:28
The children had all been photographed for school pictures, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's teacher; he's dead."
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's teacher; he's dead."
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Re: What I Want
by antispec » Thu 01 Jun 2006, 11:01:09
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"Battle not with specs of dust, lest ye become a spec of dust, and if you gaze into the spec, the spec gazes also into you."
spec at a gunfight is like bubblegum in grade school: If you havent brought enough for everyone, you're in-specible
ك&
spec at a gunfight is like bubblegum in grade school: If you havent brought enough for everyone, you're in-specible
ك&
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