by Schweinshaxe » Tue 06 Jun 2006, 17:23:44
$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PrairieMule', 'F')irst my son, you must avoid Karl Rove. It's not common knowledge, but barnyard animals and Karl Rove do not mix. He is not worth of worship for his crimes against beasts. Second, never strive to be a quasi-intellectual or you loose your place in the soup line. Third I put a check for 1000 dollars in the mail along with solar oven, your liberty pistol and a box full of homemade cookies.
Finally when TSHF in Europe remember:
"Four legs good! Two Legs Bad" -George Orwell
BTW-I stole that from a old SCTV skit on The Empire Strikes Back. Luke is asking Obi Wan why he never told him Darth Vader was his father. Goes like this:
Luke:Why Ben? Why didn't you tell me Vader was my father?
Ben:Luke!
Luke: What?
Ben Have you ever wondered why I never told you about your Mother?
Luke: Well yeah,
Ben: Luke, I am your mother.
Well, mom, I think I've found you a partner:
Robotic Mule
The guy in the red jacket and the gay-ass sunglasses must be Karl Rove.
Thanks for the money and stuff! You'll probably get it back next month.