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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Fri 24 Feb 2006, 22:39:12

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', ' ')Does Allah take Visa or Mastercard?


I heard a rumor...after the port deal goes through, next on Herr Bush's agenda is to change the dollar to read in "Allah We Trust, All Others Pay Cash!"
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Fri 24 Feb 2006, 22:49:56

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', ' ')Does Allah take Visa or Mastercard?


I heard a rumor...after the port deal goes through, next on Herr Bush's agenda is to change the dollar to read in "Allah We Trust, All Others Pay Cash!"


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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Fri 24 Feb 2006, 23:05:31

and Arbeit Macht Frei right back at ya!

another round of kool-aid for Schwein and me please, make mine grape!
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Fri 24 Feb 2006, 23:14:37

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', 'a')nd Arbeit Macht Frei right back at ya!

another round of kool-aid for Schwein and me please, make mine grape!


That's too advanced for me. I don't get it...
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Fri 24 Feb 2006, 23:45:03

which part don't you get toots...the Arbeit Macht Frei part, or the kool-aid part?
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Sat 25 Feb 2006, 00:33:41

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', 'w')hich part don't you get toots...the Arbeit Macht Frei part, or the kool-aid part?


The kool-aid thing. When I hear that I think of Tom Wolfe. As you may know, I'm a man in full...

Ohhh, wait! Jesus Harold Christ just called me and asked me to tell you Americans this:

And the Germans killed the Jews
And the Jews killed the Arabs
And Arabs killed the hostages
And that is the news
And is it any wonder
That the monkey's confused

Mr. Jesus said that Mr. R. Waters e-mailed this to Mr. God. Mr. God said that this could be off-shored to India. Mr. Waters said why not. PMS sold a "Hello Darling" record to a truck driver. SBC moved to Germany in the fall.. .
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Sat 25 Feb 2006, 00:43:27

If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite.

it is all shit baby. just drink the kool aid.
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby rogerhb » Sat 25 Feb 2006, 05:11:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', 'O')ur Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.


Very close, its

Arthur, who art in heaven, Harold by thy name.
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby Pops » Sat 25 Feb 2006, 10:00:10

ROTFLMAO -------> J. Harold Christ
The legitimate object of government, is to do for a community of people, whatever they need to have done, but can not do, at all, or can not, so well do, for themselves -- in their separate, and individual capacities.
-- Abraham Lincoln, Fragment on Government (July 1, 1854)
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Sun 26 Feb 2006, 23:00:11

Something useful...

From sodsolutions.com

Area Equivalents
1 acre = 43,560 ft squared = 4840 yd 2 = 0.4047 hectares = 160 rods squared = 4047 m 2 = 0.0016 sq. mile
1 acre-inch = 102.8 m 3 = 27,154 gal = 3630 ft 3
1 hectare (ha) = 10,000 m 2 = 100 are = 2.471 acres = 107,639 ft squared
1 cubic foot (ft 3 ) = 1728 in 3 = 0.037 yd 3 = 0.02832 m 3 = 28,320 cm 3
1 square foot (ft 2 ) = 144 in 2 = 929.03 cm 2 = 0.09290 m 2
1 square yard (yd 2 ) = 9 ft 2 = 0.836 m 2
1 cubic yard (yd 3 ) = 27 ft 3 = 0.765 m 3

Liquid Equivalents
1 ft (cubed) of water = 7.5 gal = 62.4 lbs. = 28.3 liters
1 acre-inch of water = 27,154 gal = 3630 ft 3
1 liter (l) = 2.113 pts. = 1000 ml = 1.057 qts. = 33.8 fl.oz. = 0.26 gal
1 US gallon=4 qt.=8 pt. = 16 cups = 128 fl.oz. = 8.337 lbs of water = 3.785 L = 3785 ml = 231 in 3 = 256 tbsp. = 0.1337 ft3
1 quart = 0.9463 liters = 2 pt. = 32 fl. oz. = 4 cups = 64 tablespoons (tbsp.)=57.75 in 3 = 0.25 gal = 946.4 ml
1 pint = 16 fl. oz. = 2 cups = 473.2 ml = 32 level tablespoons = 0.125 gal = 0.5 qt
1 cup = 8 fl. oz. = = ½ pt. = 16 tablespoons = 236.6 ml
1 tablespoon = 14.8 ml = 3 teaspoons (tsp.) = 0.5 fl.oz.
1 milliliter (ml) = 1 cm 3 = 0.34 fl.oz. = 0.002 pts
1 teaspoon = 4.93 ml = 0.1667 fl. oz. = 80 drops
1 US fluid ounce = 29.57 ml = 2 tablespoons = 6 tsp. = 0.03125 qt

Temperature Equivalents
degrees Centigrade = (°F-32)x5/9
degrees Fahrenheit = (°Cx9/5)+32

Pressure Equivalents
1 lb per square inch (PSI) = 6.9 kilopascal (kPa)
1 PSI = 2.31 feet head of water

Length Equivalents
centimeter (cm) = 0.3937 inch = 0.01 m = 0.03281 ft.
meter (m) = 3.28 feet = 39.4 inches = 100 cm = 1.094 yds = 1000 mm
kilometer = 0.621 statute mile = 1000 meters = 100,000 cm = 3281 ft = 39,370 in.
inch = 2.54 cm = 25.4 mm = 0.0254 m = 0.08333 ft.
foot = 0.3048 meters = 30.48 cm = 12 inches
yard = 0.9144 meters = 3 feet = 36 inches = 91.44 cm
statute mile = 1760 yards = 5280 feet = 1.61 kilometers = 1609 meters

Mixture Ratios
1 mg/g = 1000 ppm
1 fl.oz./gal = 7490 ppm
1 fl.oz./100 gal = 75 ppm
1 pt/100 gal = 1 teaspoons/1gal
1 qt/100 gal = 2 tablespoons/1 gal

Flow
1 gpm = 0.134 ft 3 /minute
1 ft (cubed) /min. (cfm) = 449 gal/hr. (gph) = 7.481 gal/min.

Weight Equivalents
1 ton (US) = 2000 lb = 0.907 metric tons = 907.2 kg
1 metric ton = 10 6 g = 1000 kg = 2205 lb
1 lb = 16 oz = 453.6 grams (g) = 0.4536 kg
1 oz (weight) = 28.35 g = 0.0625 lb
1 gram = 1000 mg = 0.0353 oz = 0.001 kg = 0.002205 lb
milligrams (mg) = 0.001 grams
1 kilogram (kg) = 1000 grams = 35.3 oz = 2.205 lbs
microgram (mg) = 10 -6 grams = 0.001 mg
nanogram (ng) = 10 -9 grams = 0.001 micrograms (mg)
picogram = 10 -12 grams
1 ppm= 0.0001%= 0.013 fl oz in 100 gal =1 mg/kg=1 mg/L=1 mg/g= 0.379 g in 100 gal water= 8.34 x 10 -6 lb/gal=1ml/l
10 ppm = 0.001% = 10 mg/L 100 ppm = 0.01% = 100 mg/L1000 ppm = 1mg/g = 0.1% = 1000 mg/L
1 ppb = 1 mg/kg or 1 mg/L or 1 ng/g
1 ppt = 1 picogram/g
1 % = 10,000 ppm = 10g/L = 1g/100ml = 10g/kg = 1.33 oz by weight/gal water = 8.34 lbs/100 gal water
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Sun 26 Feb 2006, 23:02:20

yes, very helpful sweetie, thanks for clearing that up.
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Sun 26 Feb 2006, 23:33:26

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('SinisterBlueCat', 'y')es, very helpful sweetie, thanks for clearing that up.


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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Mon 27 Feb 2006, 18:53:34

deal ---------- > deak
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 27 Feb 2006, 19:00:08

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', 'd')eal ---------- > deak
I can't believe you have only 384 posts. It seems like way more than that. (btw, look at your keyboard there in your stinky apartment cluttered with empties, you will see the 'k' just to the left of the 'l'. very easy to hit one when intending the other)
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby SinisterBlueCat » Mon 27 Feb 2006, 19:03:19

deak---> boy parts. as in, that is a real deak breaker.

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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 27 Feb 2006, 19:07:58

Music: Hall/Oates
Lyrics: Hall/Oates/S. Allen

She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
She's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love you ain't gonna get too far

Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a maneater
Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a maneater

I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, and she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
The beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
She's a maneater
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby rogerhb » Mon 27 Feb 2006, 19:10:11

Gallons, pints, barrels, ounces and fluid ounces are all nightmares when dealing with ambiguities between Troy, Imperial and US standards.

Interesting proposal for the UK to change to metric in time for the Olympics....
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Mon 27 Feb 2006, 19:10:30

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', 'd')eal ---------- > deak
I can't believe you have only 384 posts. It seems like way more than that. (btw, look at your keyboard there in your stinky apartment cluttered with empties, you will see the 'k' just to the left of the 'l'. very easy to hit one when intending the other)


I'll ignore this post. Zu're just not funnz. Trz to tzpe with a German kezboard as a Swede and zou'll see what I mean.

I give mzself 8 stars out of 10 for this post... Or mazbe 9...

PMS ----------- > Moran
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby PenultimateManStanding » Mon 27 Feb 2006, 19:15:31

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')I'll ignore this post. Zu're just not funnz. Trz to tzpe with a German kezboard as a Swede and zou'll see what I mean.

I give mzself 8 stars out of 10 for this post... Or mazbe 9...

PMS ----------- > Moran
It's 'moron', doofus. I think Lokutus started the whole 'moran' thingy.
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Re: The dictionary for PO-speak beginners

Unread postby Schweinshaxe » Mon 27 Feb 2006, 19:22:11

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('PenultimateManStanding', '')$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('Schweinshaxe', '
')I'll ignore this post. Zu're just not funnz. Trz to tzpe with a German kezboard as a Swede and zou'll see what I mean.

I give mzself 8 stars out of 10 for this post... Or mazbe 9...

PMS ----------- > Moran
It's 'moron', doofus. I think Lokutus started the whole 'moran' thingy.


I think it comes from the Planning For The Future forum actually. Search my friend and you will see, your dream is my reality...
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