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Re: "romantic" preparations?

Unread postby JeeBoomba » Mon 07 Nov 2005, 12:52:39

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('MacG', 'T')his is a very difficult thread. It is almost impossible to avoid beeing offensively explicit, but I'll make a try!

When it comes to that vital part of life -intimacy- there are a lot of variations to explore beside the pretty obvious "classical" one. Very intensive experiences of intimacy can be achieved without the risc of generating offspring. Some people claim that such practices actually have deep support in the Bible. Check the links at the bottom of the page.

http://www.sexinchrist.com

We're all adults here right? We can say "anal sex" without getting all fundie about it.
Anyway, my understanding is that anal sex is extremely common in poor Catholic countries where birth control is culturally prohibited.
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Re: "romantic" preparations?

Unread postby holmes » Mon 07 Nov 2005, 16:21:39

I have always used the withdrawal method in my repertoir. It works. However one must not be a hanging bellied, slack jawed, weak loined, bloated low IQ wimp. The man must be a warrior mentally and physically. Start running those mountains now.
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Re: "romantic" preparations?

Unread postby RonMN » Sat 12 Nov 2005, 19:51:57

Maybe this will be a complete NON-issue. We'll all be so nasty dirty skanky crusty with no fresh water for bathing, no toothpaste or floss, no toilet paper or soap...etc...etc...

We wont wanna get near eachother :)
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Re: "romantic" preparations?

Unread postby frankthetank » Sun 13 Nov 2005, 22:39:24

ROn`

Good point, although bathing in the Mississippi River could be an option for me, although it might be tough in the winter when the water temp is 32.1F...

I've heard these calorie restriciton guys have no sex drive?
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Re: "romantic" preparations?

Unread postby azreal60 » Mon 14 Nov 2005, 02:30:50

Did i read correctly that someone suggested sticking a lemon rind up a womans vagina? Not being a woman i can't say for sure, but wouldn't the acidic propertys of the lemon not only kill the man's sperm, but also, well, hurt like someone just shoved a lemon rind up your vagina? 8O
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Re: "romantic" preparations?

Unread postby Antimatter » Mon 14 Nov 2005, 02:58:35

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('azreal60', 'D')id i read correctly that someone suggested sticking a lemon rind up a womans vagina? Not being a woman i can't say for sure, but wouldn't the acidic propertys of the lemon not only kill the man's sperm, but also, well, hurt like someone just shoved a lemon rind up your vagina? 8O


t'was a woman that suggested it...
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Re: "romantic" preparations?

Unread postby Doly » Mon 14 Nov 2005, 11:00:32

I can't say I have experimented with lemons, but I know that alcohol doesn't hurt. I guess the vagina is not as sensitive as you may think. Still, I doubt that lemon rinds are very effective as contraception.
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Re: "romantic" preparations?

Unread postby legit » Mon 14 Nov 2005, 14:46:58

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('RonMN', 'M')aybe this will be a complete NON-issue. We'll all be so nasty dirty skanky crusty with no fresh water for bathing, no toothpaste or floss, no toilet paper or soap...etc...etc...

We wont wanna get near eachother :)


ain't gonna happen ever. If were all that bad we won't notice
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Re: "romantic" preparations?

Unread postby arm » Mon 14 Nov 2005, 17:11:58

http://www.sexinchrist.com

This link contains the worst expository teaching from the Bible I have ever (and I mean EVER) seen. Read it for entertainment only.



Be sure to get your vasectomies checked. I neglected to bring in a semen sample and have my 13 year old as a result (wouldn't give him up for anything either). As a veterinarian youl'd think I'd know better!
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Re: "romantic" preparations?

Unread postby EnergySpin » Mon 14 Nov 2005, 17:26:32

$this->bbcode_second_pass_quote('arm', 'h')ttp://www.sexinchrist.com

This link contains the worst expository teaching from the Bible I have ever (and I mean EVER) seen. Read it for entertainment only.



Be sure to get your vasectomies checked. I neglected to bring in a semen sample and have my 13 year old as a result (wouldn't give him up for anything either). As a veterinarian youl'd think I'd know better!

Whenever I re-direct people to that link I get the following (stereotypical) response: " You have reached the mecca of net searching - There is nothing more for you to explore in the digi-sphere. Time to move to a new plane of existence". :roll:
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